tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post301444542057272655..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Chat Up LinesAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-6916413103448130332012-02-21T14:36:04.627+00:002012-02-21T14:36:04.627+00:00@Bumferry - You can laugh, but my mum does taste g...@Bumferry - You can laugh, but my mum does taste great. Cinnamon flavour...<br /><br />@Ash-Matic - Sexy serial killings, I like it!<br /><br />@Karen - Thanks. Nice to meet you too.<br /><br />@Flip - Do you find pick up lines still work when in a long term relationship?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-42255809248913369412012-02-20T21:41:03.654+00:002012-02-20T21:41:03.654+00:00Just kidding... my pick up lines weren't any m...Just kidding... my pick up lines weren't any more effective.flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-34507306124026556902012-02-20T15:40:35.667+00:002012-02-20T15:40:35.667+00:00I have been married for a long time. A long time. ...I have been married for a long time. A long time. Loooonnggg. A really really long time. So long. Holy crap it's been like forever, but I was quite the lady killer back in my day.<br />And after I got out of prison I tried dating without murder, and discovered pick up lines work much better on live women.flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-34931357512206673182012-02-20T00:07:43.812+00:002012-02-20T00:07:43.812+00:00Hilarious post! Visiting from the A to Z Challenge...Hilarious post! Visiting from the A to Z Challenge sign up list-- nice to meet you :)Karen Jones Gowenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01153821980625034810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-44313489160644310372012-02-18T12:32:06.154+00:002012-02-18T12:32:06.154+00:00"If you were a clocktower and I was a loner w..."If you were a clocktower and I was a loner with a high powered rifle, I'd sit inside you and shoot stuff."Ash-Matichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12459988577907225484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-49778387616048666802012-02-18T09:26:12.771+00:002012-02-18T09:26:12.771+00:00How about, "if i could rearrange the alphabet...How about, "if i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I as far apart as possible."<br /><br />or <br /><br />"wow.... you taste like my mum."Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-37364972889890907062012-02-18T08:39:44.971+00:002012-02-18T08:39:44.971+00:00@chiz - I may not know much about women, but compa...@chiz - I may not know much about women, but comparing them to slugs seems like a great way to go. <br /><br />@dopdavid - cheers dude<br /><br />@psycho- yes. You could say some more chat up lines. The booger one is great.<br /><br />@anne - you need to spice things up. Rub paprika in his eyes whilst he sleeps. When he wakes up, there'll be passion in his eyes.<br /><br />@lily - better than having "all workers must wear a helmet" tattooed there.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-18839982871898610272012-02-17T21:28:34.135+00:002012-02-17T21:28:34.135+00:00'Danger,Keep out!' I have those exact word...'Danger,Keep out!' I have those exact words tattooed near my 'Lady Garden'... OK... now understanding the reason why I'm still single.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-60227463698091124502012-02-17T19:38:49.378+00:002012-02-17T19:38:49.378+00:00I've been married for 22 years, the Hubby'...I've been married for 22 years, the Hubby's idea of a chat up line is "roll over"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01681799401614263953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-35458456247149867442012-02-17T18:37:32.401+00:002012-02-17T18:37:32.401+00:00Try a couple of these too:
"Hey babe, wanna ...Try a couple of these too:<br /><br />"Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?"<br />"Hmmm, so you're a girl huh?"<br />"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Then twist and turn and flick you."<br /><br />Bwahahaha ... just love your posts. Need I say more?Psycho Babbling Basherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17232755958213827818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-41920378838935005362012-02-17T18:32:06.677+00:002012-02-17T18:32:06.677+00:00hahah these got me lollinghahah these got me lollingdopdavidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03573662553825640196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-1742473308216733802012-02-17T17:16:22.865+00:002012-02-17T17:16:22.865+00:00-Your lips are as plump and juicy as Limax maximus...-Your lips are as plump and juicy as Limax maximus, or more commonly known as the spotted garden slug.<br /><br />-You make the hair on my neck stand up due to the physical stress response present in all humans.<br /><br />There are a few of my attempts at being suave and charming. <br />Hilarious post as usual!Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.com