tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post3132292061455958704..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Fool Me OnceAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-46573288894256141552014-03-26T20:06:24.534+00:002014-03-26T20:06:24.534+00:00Too right. Charity work doesn't pay either, wh...Too right. Charity work doesn't pay either, which is frankly, appalling.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-23155462242632560512014-03-26T14:48:00.572+00:002014-03-26T14:48:00.572+00:00It just doesn't pay to be a good Samaritan the...It just doesn't pay to be a good Samaritan these days. Michhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12456803425068822920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-80855667223538202422014-03-26T13:36:17.611+00:002014-03-26T13:36:17.611+00:00What's with the inverted comments? Are you do...What's with the inverted comments? Are you doubting my ability to help people? Send me your address and I'll come and show you how helpful I can be.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-91887277706795253252014-03-26T13:34:54.740+00:002014-03-26T13:34:54.740+00:00Yeah, those restraining orders can be a pain in th...Yeah, those restraining orders can be a pain in the anus. When people put restraining orders on me, I tend to write them a letter of apology. I do this by cutting the individual letters out of newspapers and magazines (to give it a handmade, personal touch), then use a remote controlled plane to deliver it by force through their living room window.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-15152173042906924072014-03-26T03:14:06.184+00:002014-03-26T03:14:06.184+00:00God bless you Addman. You are a giver my friend. A...God bless you Addman. You are a giver my friend. A saint among men… and saints. I'm sure this will all be straightened out in no time and you can get back to "helping" people. flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-46169837367904103432014-03-25T16:23:10.754+00:002014-03-25T16:23:10.754+00:00This was a common problem for me until I managed t...This was a common problem for me until I managed to collect enough restraining orders the ultimately meant I was not only not allowed to move more than one inch in any direction for fear of being more than 500ft near one of my help-ees, but some strange stroke of fate I now constantly find myself in places I am not allowed to be.<br />Thank goodness for the internet. <br />Now I can continue to "help" people overcome their fear of the naked male form from the comfort of my email account.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-51246938975009364342014-03-25T07:05:09.341+00:002014-03-25T07:05:09.341+00:00Do you ever read anything you expect around here?Do you ever read anything you expect around here?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-57285852662175937272014-03-25T07:04:14.040+00:002014-03-25T07:04:14.040+00:00Thanks. I could use a tasty hacksaw.Thanks. I could use a tasty hacksaw.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-70721899608401098402014-03-24T18:59:29.855+00:002014-03-24T18:59:29.855+00:00"Now in as calm a state as a naked, hogtied w..."Now in as calm a state as a naked, hogtied woman can be..." There's a sentence I didn't expect to read today xAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10535801335190975128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-4977234813016731582014-03-24T16:17:18.251+00:002014-03-24T16:17:18.251+00:00This is why I never help anyone,
And I always kee...This is why I never help anyone,<br /><br />And I always keep emergency wine as well <br /><br />I will send a cake with a small hacksaw blade hidden inside.<br /><br />Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-43486802194757495532014-03-24T15:53:27.636+00:002014-03-24T15:53:27.636+00:00He also said "I believe humans and fish can c...He also said "I believe humans and fish can co-exist peacefully", and now I don't know what to believe.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-77832593293666627462014-03-24T15:49:50.505+00:002014-03-24T15:49:50.505+00:00I know, right? The whole event was conducted unde...I know, right? The whole event was conducted under perfectly acceptable and believable circumstances, and yet I am being persecuted for my actions. This is what happens when you try and do a good turn.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-40080324963879889742014-03-24T15:46:45.815+00:002014-03-24T15:46:45.815+00:00I completely forgot step 1 of being a masked vigil...I completely forgot step 1 of being a masked vigilante; always wear a mask.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-73193580611553347742014-03-24T14:29:28.686+00:002014-03-24T14:29:28.686+00:00You forgot the most important part of Bush's s...You forgot the most important part of Bush's speech: "If you're going to help a stranger, be sure to bring a weapon."<br /><br />Otherwise, I don't see why the woman was making a scene.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-91105777813804461162014-03-24T13:54:45.342+00:002014-03-24T13:54:45.342+00:00That wasn't very nice of those policemen. You ...That wasn't very nice of those policemen. You were just trying to help that poor woman. She was clearly distressed and bothered by something. What if there was something in her closet, and you were the only one who could do something? It would explain why she was naked. She wanted to get dressed but couldn't. Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-51744360782245081802014-03-24T13:46:23.236+00:002014-03-24T13:46:23.236+00:00You totally should have worn a black ski mask to h...You totally should have worn a black ski mask to hide your identity. Remember, good deeds should be done anonymously, not for glory.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-71972836889754114622014-03-24T13:44:43.154+00:002014-03-24T13:44:43.154+00:00This is obviously where I went wrong. I should hav...This is obviously where I went wrong. I should have worn my fancy dress Freddy Kruger hands too, to show that I am a man who is prepared to pick a lock or cut fabric with his fingers, at a moments notice.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-58340873049403994602014-03-24T12:15:27.942+00:002014-03-24T12:15:27.942+00:00You did remember to do this in tighty-whitey under...You did remember to do this in tighty-whitey underwear and a sleeveless t-shirt, right? Perhaps if you had set your hair on fire, she would have recognized you as a beacon of salvation, the light at the end of her troubled tunnel. Hope you didn't lose control of your bowels when you got tasered. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.com