tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post4586061891656365168..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Greetings From SochiAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-91490130868810907242014-02-16T08:10:18.012+00:002014-02-16T08:10:18.012+00:00Just don't high five me while I'm have a w...Just don't high five me while I'm have a wee. I need both hands to ensure that my aim rings true.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-68201505266786661582014-02-16T08:09:04.808+00:002014-02-16T08:09:04.808+00:00As it turns out, Sochi is one of the warmest areas...As it turns out, Sochi is one of the warmest areas of Russia. That's not to say it isn't cold, but the only snow seems to be restricted to the olympic tracks.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-77066367231234904522014-02-16T08:07:20.381+00:002014-02-16T08:07:20.381+00:00They think they're so superior that they can s...They think they're so superior that they can survive without sunlight for months on end.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-82198035948762868302014-02-16T08:05:43.011+00:002014-02-16T08:05:43.011+00:00I don't understand how the bugs work. Do they ...I don't understand how the bugs work. Do they expect that if we have cockroaches crawling over us, we'll eventually crack and start blurting out state secrets about our uranium enrichment programs?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-59738087511061351982014-02-16T08:03:07.063+00:002014-02-16T08:03:07.063+00:00I wish I could say that my malfunctioning was a so...I wish I could say that my malfunctioning was a social commentary. People just look at me in disgust.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-91789064546117422452014-02-16T08:00:58.246+00:002014-02-16T08:00:58.246+00:00So that means that my post isn't just casually...So that means that my post isn't just casually racist? Woo hoo!Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-43256324504298360352014-02-15T14:44:35.764+00:002014-02-15T14:44:35.764+00:00You have a future as the modern day Yakov Smirnoff...You have a future as the modern day Yakov Smirnoff. "In Russia, showers take you." Ugh, I'm awful at this. How about this, "In Russia, President elect you...for the gulag." Nope, no, still terrible. <br />If I had to poop next to someone, I would definitely high-five a sweet log or quality fart. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-45553446841560286772014-02-15T10:54:10.385+00:002014-02-15T10:54:10.385+00:00I've had no TV or internet for a bit so I'...I've had no TV or internet for a bit so I've missed most of this Sochi stuff. Something to do with snow and cowboy builders? Except there's no snow in those pictures. Don't tell me they forgot the snow. Also, Mr Stereotypiski, put the vodka down and tell that bear to stop dancing.Ash-Matichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12459988577907225484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-7186961248879391012014-02-15T03:45:30.037+00:002014-02-15T03:45:30.037+00:00Damn straight no one likes the stupid Norwegians. ...Damn straight no one likes the stupid Norwegians. Smug bastards. flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-36076170226846893722014-02-14T19:51:58.564+00:002014-02-14T19:51:58.564+00:00I have reason to believe that the accommodation ma...I have reason to believe that the accommodation may also have bugs, I have heard it is quite common in Russia that the accommodation of us decedent Westerners with our M&S underwear and Top Shop jackets and smart designer jeans and shoes, is often full of bugs. So I have recommended that the British team all take fly paper, you will not get one over on us with your cunning commune-ish ways (sorry communist). Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-29058813916520956842014-02-14T17:20:08.483+00:002014-02-14T17:20:08.483+00:00I believe the expression, "I'll wipe your...I believe the expression, "I'll wipe your ass, if you wipe mine," originated in Sochi. And, I understood malfunctioning Olympic ring display to be a social commentary of the diminishing state of Eastern culture. I thought it was a bold yet commendable move on their part.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-43781413450618927982014-02-14T13:24:03.515+00:002014-02-14T13:24:03.515+00:00I read this in a Russian accent and I have no regr...I read this in a Russian accent and I have no regrets, and a fabulous Russian accent. The communal toilet is one that always gets me because communal toilets ARE a thing in Russia and they generally feel that way about it. Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.com