tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post4980160600101246639..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Your Relationship Problems - PeckedAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-23879086359849529172012-08-25T17:32:50.612+01:002012-08-25T17:32:50.612+01:00I can't believe I just fell head over heels in...I can't believe I just fell head over heels in love with Ollie. I am so pecking screwed!Psycho Babbling Basherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17232755958213827818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-5086217613217202822012-08-23T14:10:19.076+01:002012-08-23T14:10:19.076+01:00I'm pretty sure Ollie is mentally deficient. T...I'm pretty sure Ollie is mentally deficient. This was terrible advice. I have been arrested frequently since taking his suggestions. Is he licensed? flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-994617359278917772012-08-23T07:21:45.961+01:002012-08-23T07:21:45.961+01:00Brilliant. I'm stealing this advice and using ...Brilliant. I'm stealing this advice and using it for my own. Who's going to stop me? A pigeon?DWeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01052727489537771147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-28854544528025444462012-08-22T08:11:53.103+01:002012-08-22T08:11:53.103+01:00Ollie: What website did you sign up for, BigBears....Ollie: What website did you sign up for, BigBears.com? HugeCocks4U.co.uk? Try StraightDate.com. Also, don't mention your preference for sucking penises. You're welcome.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-50726967128288029592012-08-21T19:50:59.057+01:002012-08-21T19:50:59.057+01:00Willie N. Rectum: Proctologist
Dear Ollie:
I...Willie N. Rectum: Proctologist<br /><br />Dear Ollie:<br /><br />I'm newly single and am trying to get back on the saddle. I've recently joined a couple online dating sites but despite all my efforts, the only interest I've been generating have been from homosexual men. What am I doing wrong?Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-71128341136441887262012-08-21T19:13:48.241+01:002012-08-21T19:13:48.241+01:00If you ever get that super power (pooping on heads...If you ever get that super power (pooping on heads from a rooftop, cause that would DEFINITELY be a super power in my mind) don't forget to pick up my list!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-37648077073973738132012-08-21T08:17:56.866+01:002012-08-21T08:17:56.866+01:00You don't need an interesting job to submit a ...You don't need an interesting job to submit a question. I wouldn't imagine that "salt salesman" or "Camera Photographer" are all that enthralling.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-2385732659047977622012-08-21T08:16:44.713+01:002012-08-21T08:16:44.713+01:00Thanks. I take it Dr Drew is a serious doctor?Thanks. I take it Dr Drew is a serious doctor?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-29701414741583302572012-08-21T07:23:01.961+01:002012-08-21T07:23:01.961+01:00Ollie: I once lost my left testicle on a lost bet....Ollie: I once lost my left testicle on a lost bet. I suspect you'll understand how that feels when your girlfriend finds out what you've done.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-26914638750287136692012-08-21T04:37:35.960+01:002012-08-21T04:37:35.960+01:00Wow... It might be a lucky thing that those questi...Wow... It might be a lucky thing that those questions ended when they did. The next one could have permanently ruined how I see pigeons...<br /><br />I'd send a question, but, sadly, I don't think my job is interesting enough to earn me a spot with "communist party planner" and "heavy metal lifter"... Maybe I'll have to wait until a more mundane bird is taking questions...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-43561496886110552072012-08-20T20:50:53.528+01:002012-08-20T20:50:53.528+01:00This is TFF. :) I find Ollie's advice more ent...This is TFF. :) I find Ollie's advice more entertaining than Dr Drew's advice. :) Gossip_Grlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06603645371306284338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-77478259462618910492012-08-20T20:50:10.943+01:002012-08-20T20:50:10.943+01:00the $27 note is going to be a string of coins link...the $27 note is going to be a string of coins linked together with string. You don't want to be a part of that mess... believe me! its an administrative nightmare.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-44395582802902657722012-08-20T20:27:02.978+01:002012-08-20T20:27:02.978+01:00Dear Ollie,
I was short a few bucks during the fi...Dear Ollie,<br /><br />I was short a few bucks during the final bid of an underground Taiwanese poker match. So I threw my girlfriend in the mix. Well wouldn't you know that I lost with a pair of 3s?! I don't know how to explain to my girlfriend that she now belongs to Takagima Yoshiru. The tranquilizers I strung up about the house are missing there targets. Any advice, Ollie?Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-75738538811745739832012-08-20T19:28:40.854+01:002012-08-20T19:28:40.854+01:00You know how Spiderman received his powers after b...You know how Spiderman received his powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider, which altered his DNA at a fundamental level and turned him into a superhero? Yeah, it was nothing like that.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-51642006169333104612012-08-20T19:26:11.010+01:002012-08-20T19:26:11.010+01:00The word queef brings countless joy to the world. ...The word queef brings countless joy to the world. I intend to take the queefing concept over to Africa, so they don't feel so bad about all that famine.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-68005495996481679822012-08-20T19:24:17.461+01:002012-08-20T19:24:17.461+01:00Actually, a traditional pigeon funeral involves ha...Actually, a traditional pigeon funeral involves having all the extended friends and family round to peck unappetisingly at the remains.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-26623746518553579362012-08-20T19:22:11.639+01:002012-08-20T19:22:11.639+01:00You've got me thinking of pornstar names now. ...You've got me thinking of pornstar names now. What about Chappy Le Chafe?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-16121729213600817892012-08-20T19:19:13.181+01:002012-08-20T19:19:13.181+01:00Really? I was holding out for the $27 note, but th...Really? I was holding out for the $27 note, but this is more than good enough.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-7091220904033399282012-08-20T19:18:02.852+01:002012-08-20T19:18:02.852+01:00Sorry! Didn't mean to scare you like that. You...Sorry! Didn't mean to scare you like that. You may now return to your LED dominion.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-2560284522855643572012-08-20T19:16:37.160+01:002012-08-20T19:16:37.160+01:00I agree. There have been so many times in my life ...I agree. There have been so many times in my life when I've wanted to poo on someone from a rooftop.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-64586273180612194622012-08-20T18:59:03.161+01:002012-08-20T18:59:03.161+01:00Ollie is one impressive pigeon. I wonder how he go...Ollie is one impressive pigeon. I wonder how he got to be so smart.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-68248455177113176362012-08-20T18:33:57.126+01:002012-08-20T18:33:57.126+01:00Queefing, raping pigeons and a man who tastes bike...Queefing, raping pigeons and a man who tastes bikes saddles for a living. Seriously, what more could anyone ask for? (queefing is now my favouritess word ever!)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-23499048545218105812012-08-20T17:35:39.719+01:002012-08-20T17:35:39.719+01:00By a strange coincidence I found a dead pigeon leg...By a strange coincidence I found a dead pigeon legs up in the garden today ....... I was going to give him/her a decent burial but in the end he/her was catapulted over the fence, we know it is what they would have wanted. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-63319264860961632412012-08-20T14:34:39.252+01:002012-08-20T14:34:39.252+01:00So what I've learned is that birds are serial ...So what I've learned is that birds are serial queefers and masturbate using bottle caps. The more you know. Oh and Yasmin Yeast would be the worst porn actress name conceivable. Herpes Rotcrotch would be a better name. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-84067985580064074082012-08-20T12:57:00.788+01:002012-08-20T12:57:00.788+01:00Bloody brilliant. When the revolution comes I'...Bloody brilliant. When the revolution comes I'm sticking your face on the new $15 note. Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.com