tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post5206735971484439320..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: The CriminalAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-24314440052378325502013-12-04T06:32:47.050+00:002013-12-04T06:32:47.050+00:00I can't believe I didn't think of the shit...I can't believe I didn't think of the shit hitting the fan pun. I feel like I have failed you in some way.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-46167850754666755812013-12-04T06:29:20.296+00:002013-12-04T06:29:20.296+00:00It was like Mission Impossible, only with more poo...It was like Mission Impossible, only with more poo, no Tom Cruise, and no cool theme tune. In fact, I've seen Mission Impossible so I don't really know if there are any similarities or not. Bad comparison really.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-10409945101962467732013-12-03T19:02:01.226+00:002013-12-03T19:02:01.226+00:00wow! the shit really hit the fan, eh? whoever did ...wow! the shit really hit the fan, eh? whoever did that to you is an utter arsehole! excuse my foul language but this behaviour really stinks.kate nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18343201276177843047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-57727512312923952272013-12-03T18:08:53.596+00:002013-12-03T18:08:53.596+00:00That sounds like an impoosible situation to be in....That sounds like an impoosible situation to be in. Good thing you got out of there.Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Pointhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447821094473597560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-90932139732109420782013-12-03T13:00:40.724+00:002013-12-03T13:00:40.724+00:00Did they leave a poo with someone's photo on t...Did they leave a poo with someone's photo on top? That's purely psychopathic. I'm surprised you got out alive.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-70947203804780017692013-12-03T12:59:52.664+00:002013-12-03T12:59:52.664+00:00Thanks. I'm rather partial to "bladder p...Thanks. I'm rather partial to "bladder potatoes" myself. The culprit was never bought to justice. The victim refused to testify.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-38782295463753899232013-12-03T12:58:02.135+00:002013-12-03T12:58:02.135+00:00It's amazing, it really is. It's a triump...It's amazing, it really is. It's a triumph of the human spirit.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-64490550494801858392013-12-03T12:57:09.607+00:002013-12-03T12:57:09.607+00:00Be sure to test this on your neighbour's lette...Be sure to test this on your neighbour's letterbox and not your own.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-84574455617862305742013-12-03T12:56:03.306+00:002013-12-03T12:56:03.306+00:00I am Jack's stinking remorse.I am Jack's stinking remorse.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-79428262862822674242013-12-03T12:55:38.079+00:002013-12-03T12:55:38.079+00:00You almost ended up with a poop deck. HAHAHAHAHA-...You almost ended up with a poop deck. HAHAHAHAHA-oh wait that's boats. Carry on then!Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-29195466630235271122013-12-03T12:54:48.759+00:002013-12-03T12:54:48.759+00:00I think it's option 2. My sphincter isn't...I think it's option 2. My sphincter isn't skillful enough to send a poo through a letterbox.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-59927113061933862902013-12-03T12:31:19.617+00:002013-12-03T12:31:19.617+00:00Wow, you actually caught a poo criminal? Did you ...Wow, you actually caught a poo criminal? Did you find it Apoosing? I hope they got a harsh sentence. Namely a poo moustache.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-428527843244936862013-12-03T12:16:52.939+00:002013-12-03T12:16:52.939+00:00Indeed. Poo criminals are far more devious than n...Indeed. Poo criminals are far more devious than normal criminals.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-39094675996799881292013-12-03T11:59:24.886+00:002013-12-03T11:59:24.886+00:00No joke, a similar thing happened in my school! xNo joke, a similar thing happened in my school! xAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10535801335190975128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-81085240510815315072013-12-02T15:12:03.870+00:002013-12-02T15:12:03.870+00:00The poo puns in this are just magical, plus I'...The poo puns in this are just magical, plus I've learned so many wonderful terms for poo. Consider them added to my vocabulary.<br /><br />Did you even find out who dunnit? "I know, let's just use that Microsoft Surface and Bing the answer!" ... said nobody ever.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-56386781380085341802013-12-01T03:00:22.569+00:002013-12-01T03:00:22.569+00:00I had the unfortunate experience of finding that s...I had the unfortunate experience of finding that someone had pooed next to the toilet at work once. I don't even know how they managed to aim like that! There's not really that much space between the toilet and the cubicle wall!Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18226603919012169939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-30254623321320498142013-11-29T19:24:20.360+00:002013-11-29T19:24:20.360+00:00It wouldn't take me that long to quit. As soon...It wouldn't take me that long to quit. As soon as the terrorist act of putting my picture on top of a poo on top of a cistern appeared, I'd be out. Now I'm wondering, though, could I muster enough force to toss a turd out for distance and accuracy to get it in a letterbox? I'll report my findings at a later date. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-37209335781270291922013-11-29T19:02:59.962+00:002013-11-29T19:02:59.962+00:00This is quite pooplexing, a case of poodunit. I...This is quite pooplexing, a case of poodunit. I'm beginning to believe that it could be a split personality, your very own Tyler Turden, so to speak.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-76231163611779260002013-11-29T18:25:04.884+00:002013-11-29T18:25:04.884+00:00A long tine ago I used to work offshore in the oil...A long tine ago I used to work offshore in the oil game. I was on a supply ship once and someone not only managed to block one of the toilets but also managed to break the flush so it was jammed on, but rather than tell one of the crew they ran off. Hours later someone discovered it and by then there was a lot of water although it did not sink the ship, but there were some seriously angry crew members looking daggers at everyone else. We never did find out who it was and I would have been really annoyed it the ship had sunk as the result of a blocked loo. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-57669302861614758202013-11-29T16:17:03.421+00:002013-11-29T16:17:03.421+00:00I'm beginning to believe that the culprit migh...I'm beginning to believe that the culprit might be closer to you than suspect. Your alter ego is a turd, and is trying to punish you for something. I fear unless you go to a shrink and heal the schism in your psyche you will continue to have scatological problems. <br /><br />Or some coworker with a talented sphincter just hates you.flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-47067703222715215852013-11-29T16:02:44.638+00:002013-11-29T16:02:44.638+00:00When I worked in an office building in manchester ...When I worked in an office building in manchester (which was subsequently used for the BBC's short lived sci-fi drama Paradox in which Tazmin Outhwaite would sit on what used to be MY desk!!) we suffered the horrific attentions of THE PHANTOM SHIT SMEARER. The ladies lav on the top floor would have poo smudged all over the walls, the sinks blocked up with paper towels and the hot water left running for hours. This resulted in flooding all down the fire escape. The effects of this made our rickety old building resemble a scene from the Poseidon Adventure... this is where the term SinkingShip_UK was first coined.<br /><br />True story.<br /><br />We later found out who the culprit was.......<br /><br />Her name was Riz. She was a nutjob.<br /><br />I don't think anybody ever told Tazmin.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-30417495273712042582013-11-29T14:27:03.465+00:002013-11-29T14:27:03.465+00:00I'm...I'm not entirely sure what happened ...I'm...I'm not entirely sure what happened here. It wouldn't take long for something like this to drive me insane. Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.com