tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post5526189791912365868..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: I'm Gonna WinAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-84774522442313029012012-08-08T17:08:39.508+01:002012-08-08T17:08:39.508+01:00Didn't you grease the floor up before letting ...Didn't you grease the floor up before letting anyone ride? That's the only way to guarantee hilarity.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-30200800408855323412012-08-08T11:03:35.948+01:002012-08-08T11:03:35.948+01:00I worked at the velodrome once, but unfortunately ...I worked at the velodrome once, but unfortunately the only person to fall of their bike was a young girl so I couldn't laugh. Out loud.Willis Shafthauerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07485217375806936249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-11752126450826929902012-08-08T10:12:30.209+01:002012-08-08T10:12:30.209+01:00I missed a trick there, huh? Sounds like you have...I missed a trick there, huh? Sounds like you have the fencing wrapped up though.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-54736309672862429872012-08-08T10:05:14.256+01:002012-08-08T10:05:14.256+01:00I know, unfortunately I was mugged by a flock of m...I know, unfortunately I was mugged by a flock of magpies and lost it. Serves me right for wearing it to the supermarket.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-57756981942306574652012-08-08T10:04:03.363+01:002012-08-08T10:04:03.363+01:00I'm writing to the Olympic committee on that f...I'm writing to the Olympic committee on that front. Can I put you down as a reference?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-26656309264953861782012-08-08T10:03:02.887+01:002012-08-08T10:03:02.887+01:00So dolphins want to rape us, and now birds want to...So dolphins want to rape us, and now birds want to kill us? Is there an animal out there who doesn't wish for the demise of humanity?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-76176464685443835332012-08-08T10:01:29.644+01:002012-08-08T10:01:29.644+01:00I thought fencing was all about buying illegal goo...I thought fencing was all about buying illegal goods from criminals. Yet another sport I have failed in...Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-50292633350264734312012-08-08T08:29:12.063+01:002012-08-08T08:29:12.063+01:00What? No fencing jokes?
i can keep the cows out b...What? No fencing jokes?<br /><br />i can keep the cows out better than anyone here. Except for maybe Ken-in-a-tractorRustyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15298691125378912723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-83237278649074301882012-08-08T03:32:12.841+01:002012-08-08T03:32:12.841+01:00I'd say you totally deserve that gold medal. ...I'd say you totally deserve that gold medal. Don't let anyone tell you differently.Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18226603919012169939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-14253025581604957612012-08-07T16:48:54.858+01:002012-08-07T16:48:54.858+01:00You should get a gold medal for valiant effort.You should get a gold medal for valiant effort.Michhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12456803425068822920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-80595607955757028562012-08-07T14:54:48.278+01:002012-08-07T14:54:48.278+01:00I could have warned you about the ducks. Birds are...I could have warned you about the ducks. Birds are mean and they are starting to mobilize against humanity (what, you don't think the Bird Flu is biological warfare?) and the ducks are the bird Navy. <br />By the way, "I look like a Rorschach drawing imagined by Jackson Pollock" is my favorite line of the week. Hilarious.Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-83975001330370885532012-08-07T13:15:04.788+01:002012-08-07T13:15:04.788+01:00I have been fixing some of the fences where we liv...I have been fixing some of the fences where we live and have done quite a good job of it if I say so myself, a bit of DIY can save a few quid.... So I might go for fencing. I was also rather good at Marathons and could eat one dead quick, but they changed the name of it to Snickers..... Another sport ruined, you can hardly go about saying you a great snicker'er or Im just going out to practice snickering without people thinking the worst. <br /><br />I'm still waiting for the skiing events to start, I assume that will be in the next few days if they plan to squeeze all the events in.Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-24544858570444128072012-08-07T08:50:33.601+01:002012-08-07T08:50:33.601+01:00I should have thought of Ping Pong. I was never a...I should have thought of Ping Pong. I was never any good at Pong on the old Spectrum, so I doubt I'd be able to master this either.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-19440973129348864722012-08-06T19:34:10.983+01:002012-08-06T19:34:10.983+01:00Table tennis or as scientists call it, "Ping ...Table tennis or as scientists call it, "Ping Pong," is a good Olympic sport to take up. The key is to play it in a sweaty basement with furniture and empty beer can obstacles. It really requires a lot out of energy, but the results are amazing. I was huffing and puffing after the point.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-70324253892518267152012-08-06T15:49:18.807+01:002012-08-06T15:49:18.807+01:00Really? I thought Bolt was named after a door lat...Really? I thought Bolt was named after a door latch which broke on the night he was conceived, where Bolt's Grandma caught his parents in the act and chased them with a broom. It's said that this is where his running speed came from.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-39853788879811377772012-08-06T15:34:28.420+01:002012-08-06T15:34:28.420+01:00Would you get disqualified if you had holes in you...Would you get disqualified if you had holes in your socks? If so, that's yet another sport I'd fail at.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-72885438756313181552012-08-06T15:32:25.269+01:002012-08-06T15:32:25.269+01:00I didn't have any baseball cards, so I used a ...I didn't have any baseball cards, so I used a large stick instead. Surprisingly, this slowed me down a hell of a lot.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-67136158809523824392012-08-06T15:03:19.448+01:002012-08-06T15:03:19.448+01:00Well you're right that I don't think anyon...Well you're right that I don't think anyone has cleared the sand pit, so by doing so you earned that gold medal there. I think that's actually a good time to run 100 miles too. Sadly nothing compared to Usain Bolt, who is so called because he can run at the speed of a bolt of lightning.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-6362272211326249022012-08-06T14:52:02.536+01:002012-08-06T14:52:02.536+01:00I think sliding around the Velodrome in socks shou...I think sliding around the Velodrome in socks should be an Olympic sport! Team pursuit would be pretty fun :)kate nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18343201276177843047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-76755900077273874802012-08-06T14:46:46.319+01:002012-08-06T14:46:46.319+01:00Re: cycling, have you tried putting baseball cards...Re: cycling, have you tried putting baseball cards in the spokes? Because I hear that makes your bike 20% faster, based on noise level alone.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.com