tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post7028733603393136752..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: U – UmpireAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-82767524498609581622014-04-28T12:10:51.905+01:002014-04-28T12:10:51.905+01:00You call it inventiveness, I call it the onset of ...You call it inventiveness, I call it the onset of hysteria.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-52877641253786175842014-04-28T12:10:20.309+01:002014-04-28T12:10:20.309+01:00I know they keep stopping for tea, poor weather, r...I know they keep stopping for tea, poor weather, red stains on crotches and other such nonsense, but there are rules of play that need to be adhered to. When play actually occurs...Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-71532164538534206652014-04-28T12:08:59.092+01:002014-04-28T12:08:59.092+01:00We should start a dating school. Although, if no ...We should start a dating school. Although, if no one turns up, we may be forced to breed with each other.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-26894221920964763352014-04-28T12:08:19.506+01:002014-04-28T12:08:19.506+01:00It's the only logical conclusion.It's the only logical conclusion.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-54735026834014902282014-04-28T12:06:11.629+01:002014-04-28T12:06:11.629+01:00Real umpires do NOT glisten in the sunlight. They...Real umpires do NOT glisten in the sunlight. They hang upside down, speak in a weird accent, and wear capes.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-65602660525673094032014-04-28T12:05:01.597+01:002014-04-28T12:05:01.597+01:00You pay to watch umpires get hit in the face with ...You pay to watch umpires get hit in the face with cricket balls? That's an oddly specific fetish you have there.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-63459796498450551792014-04-25T02:23:12.771+01:002014-04-25T02:23:12.771+01:00I don't know much about cricket but this was a...I don't know much about cricket but this was a fun read anyway. I love your inventiveness with these posts.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-79822007785206187812014-04-25T00:14:25.857+01:002014-04-25T00:14:25.857+01:00There are rules to Cricket?!There are rules to Cricket?!Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Pointhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447821094473597560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-42337434467848614212014-04-24T23:36:56.265+01:002014-04-24T23:36:56.265+01:00I don't mean to brag, but I make girls that ho...I don't mean to brag, but I make girls that horny all the time. flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-64108461287589621792014-04-24T17:01:54.535+01:002014-04-24T17:01:54.535+01:00I agree with Mark these Umpires are Vampires or wh...I agree with Mark these Umpires are Vampires or why would everyone want a bat or need to drive stakes into the ground (I think they are called Stumps to avoid suspicion), and you never ever see anyone with mirrors on the pitch or garlic. To me this is all clear proof, I have even heard rumour of a box they all keep their important bits of anatomy in, I bet it's full of soil too . . . . . enough said.Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-65587188997632493992014-04-24T16:48:38.308+01:002014-04-24T16:48:38.308+01:00Kids ruin everything don't they? Can't ev...Kids ruin everything don't they? Can't even umpire properly by a school nowadays. I just want to know if you twinkled in the sunlight. That's how you know you were a true umpire and not the bat boy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-60579494774433335612014-04-24T12:08:54.994+01:002014-04-24T12:08:54.994+01:00Almost every umpire I've seen has been wearing...Almost every umpire I've seen has been wearing a shaded hat. God damn they ARE vampires. They just contain themselves during the game. I don't think they're all that safe either. I've seen a few get hit in the face by balls. Not all of it was stuff I had to pay for either. Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.com