tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post7748109956395748386..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: The New Harry Styles News WireAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-35169794902653324512014-02-28T11:02:20.262+00:002014-02-28T11:02:20.262+00:00To be fair, I think Harry Styles is actually okay....To be fair, I think Harry Styles is actually okay. He seems to handle himself well and doesn't fly off the handle despite all the media interest in him. This is more of a parody surrounding the amount and type of attention poured onto him.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-13675540915970690922014-02-27T14:07:05.352+00:002014-02-27T14:07:05.352+00:00In all seriousness, the real problem with Harry St...In all seriousness, the real problem with Harry Styles and Justin Beiber, is that I am not them. Bastards. It's not surprising that young superstars are idiots. The real surprising thing is that they aren't bigger idiots. I would instantly turn into Charlie Sheen.flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-24558774343138343252014-02-25T10:50:29.985+00:002014-02-25T10:50:29.985+00:00Near enough. Harry Styles is more important than o...Near enough. Harry Styles is more important than our current Royal Family, the Beckhams.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-3901211762615896812014-02-25T10:49:07.747+00:002014-02-25T10:49:07.747+00:00I can't wait until Harry grows old and fat. Th...I can't wait until Harry grows old and fat. Then he'll have the moobs like Jagger.<br /><br />James Corden is the least funny man alive. He makes Miranda look like Blackadder.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-21913792156657966072014-02-25T10:46:48.515+00:002014-02-25T10:46:48.515+00:00Leather jogging pants? Surely that's some kind...Leather jogging pants? Surely that's some kind of oxymoron. They're about as useful as a contact lens & gimp mask combo.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-46357655359932203312014-02-25T10:44:04.456+00:002014-02-25T10:44:04.456+00:00What? How dare you?! I'm petitioning to get Tw...What? How dare you?! I'm petitioning to get Twitter to change it's name to Styler. If you don't want to sign my petition, well, I'll just ask you again later, in case you change your mind.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-77482669833956282732014-02-25T10:40:27.532+00:002014-02-25T10:40:27.532+00:00You are indeed a lucky guy. I once stole his used ...You are indeed a lucky guy. I once stole his used toilet paper and knitted it into a scarf. We should get together and root through his trash sometime.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-14803321761836828352014-02-25T10:35:47.258+00:002014-02-25T10:35:47.258+00:00You can own your own piece of brown memorabilia by...You can own your own piece of brown memorabilia by sending a stamped, addressed envelope to our fan offices, or you can redirect his drainpipe to attain your own, if you don't mind getting your hands dirty.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-42119558498465163192014-02-25T10:32:58.191+00:002014-02-25T10:32:58.191+00:00I don't know what the plural of manchild is. I...I don't know what the plural of manchild is. If Harry is a God amongst manchildren, doesn't that just make him a man?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-84480481326048294892014-02-25T10:30:03.801+00:002014-02-25T10:30:03.801+00:00Rob, I reckon you know more about contemporary cul...Rob, I reckon you know more about contemporary culture than you make out. I think that you pretend not to know to cultivate a certain quirky eccentricity. I'm not complaining, just letting you know that I'm on to you ;)Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-44999243857853225412014-02-25T10:27:33.625+00:002014-02-25T10:27:33.625+00:00I think Harold Styles sounds fine and distinquishe...I think Harold Styles sounds fine and distinquished. It would have been funny if he and Taylor Swift got married and she changed her name to Taylor Styles. She would have to go into fashion design due to her name alone.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-63434008469298798992014-02-25T00:16:07.730+00:002014-02-25T00:16:07.730+00:00Is this a Royal family thing?Is this a Royal family thing?Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Pointhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447821094473597560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-27886413440826475132014-02-24T22:47:59.958+00:002014-02-24T22:47:59.958+00:00Don't you think Harry just looks like a weird,...Don't you think Harry just looks like a weird, young, shittier version of mick jagger? Don't get me started in how smug and intolerable Jamea Cordon is, imagine having to go for a pint with him - it'd be fucking torture xAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10535801335190975128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-71928268190984422702014-02-24T22:21:38.511+00:002014-02-24T22:21:38.511+00:00Harry Styles - the first 100 times I heard that na...Harry Styles - the first 100 times I heard that name, I didn't know it was a real person. It sounds like some kind of weird fake name - "Fashion Designer Harry Styles' new leather jogging pants are on sale today..."Giahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-73332915477195188402014-02-24T20:02:17.604+00:002014-02-24T20:02:17.604+00:00Whenever I see #HarryStyles or #1Dtouchmy (insert ...Whenever I see #HarryStyles or #1Dtouchmy (insert body part here) or even #HarryInsertYouBodyPartHere over on that there twitter I get the sudden urge to throw my laptop out of the nearest window. Twitter should be used solely for the purpose of keeping upto date with news events before they happen, Lord alan sugar giving scores of the latest Spurs game, harassing Pierce Morgan and sharing THAT picture of Richard and Judy that *might be fake* but we all hope isn't..... Bloody 1D and their bloody 1D twitter followers.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-72958851198857356142014-02-24T18:03:50.688+00:002014-02-24T18:03:50.688+00:00It's old news to me that Harry Styles poos. I ...It's old news to me that Harry Styles poos. I snuck backstage at a One Direction concert and stalked Harry Styles to the restroom. It was magical. I could hear the clockwork of his bowels in motion. He doesn't poo like you an I. No, the sound of his bowel movements can be compared to the works of Mozart and Bach. I even managed to collect a sample of the toilet water. Occasionally, I add a droplet of the nectar to my bath.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-71271159865241485342014-02-24T15:14:45.197+00:002014-02-24T15:14:45.197+00:00Look at that thick, luscious Nick Nolte-DUI-mugsho...Look at that thick, luscious Nick Nolte-DUI-mugshot hair. What a dreamboat. We need to hear more about this poo. Is it healthy? Does it smell like roses? We the fans DESERVE to know the important details.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-14231509451624589962014-02-24T14:07:13.929+00:002014-02-24T14:07:13.929+00:00This isn't enough. I demand more. I need to si...This isn't enough. I demand more. I need to sign up to this wire. You can't just stop caring about such a God like Harry amongst Manchildren (menchildren?) like One Direction.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-50899886876774420562014-02-24T13:37:32.777+00:002014-02-24T13:37:32.777+00:00And Nick Grimshaw sounds a bit English too. And Nick Grimshaw sounds a bit English too. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-34862995236783693322014-02-24T13:33:41.652+00:002014-02-24T13:33:41.652+00:00I know nothing of Harry or the band or the BRITs.....I know nothing of Harry or the band or the BRITs...... OK I do know of the Brits because I live in Britain and am well and truly of Scottish blood from about 1500BC and us Scots know that the Brits have nicked all our oil and say we have to get our own pound and that if we go it alone then they will build a big wall to keep us all out and ban the wearing of kilts in public and fine people for playing bagpipes in the street ( I may need to write a post about this). <br /><br />As for Harry I have heard of the name before because I remember you did a post about him so I can only assume part of his fame (I am assuming he has some fame with someone) is entirety down to you Mr Addman; I guess you must be on a good retainer to help his publicity (We need to make the odd penny or two where we can). <br /><br />I believe that once Scotland is free from the English Dogs we will ban folk called Harry and not sell them any oil for their vehicles. let them walk is what we say . . . . . . and No deep fried haggis either....... Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-60196587409264306502014-02-24T12:46:57.434+00:002014-02-24T12:46:57.434+00:00His name will be tragically ironic when he gets ol...His name will be tragically ironic when he gets old and bald. He'll have to go by "Harold." I don't understand how after dating Taylor Swift you don't turn gay. Now, pardon me, I must be off to melt into a puddle of my own smug-gittishness (love that line). Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.com