tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post8817542950275829197..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Competition TimeAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-29943773843648905962014-03-26T13:13:44.245+00:002014-03-26T13:13:44.245+00:00I for one am too busy performing interpretive danc...I for one am too busy performing interpretive dance for my love of Mz. Tina Firmloo to reply. flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-36302129663221007512014-03-25T12:59:11.942+00:002014-03-25T12:59:11.942+00:00It's a difficult process which requires many s...It's a difficult process which requires many sips. Only true glass enthusiasts can sustain themselves purely on the miniscule amount of water the convex part of a contact lens can hold.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-20965822480358610972014-03-24T13:58:21.197+00:002014-03-24T13:58:21.197+00:00I'm in desperate need of new glasses. I really...I'm in desperate need of new glasses. I really wish Tina would respond because using these plastic cups at dinner parties really spoils the atmosphere. Some glasses would really spice up the night for sure, especially if my guests knew that I won them in a molestation contest on the internet. Also, how are you supposed to drink out of contact lenses?Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-90376338475037749782014-03-24T11:03:58.015+00:002014-03-24T11:03:58.015+00:00No, but I will happily take your vine and share it...No, but I will happily take your vine and share it across the Internet, paying special attention to people listed as friends and family on your Facebook profile.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-27380178711196386272014-03-24T11:02:50.681+00:002014-03-24T11:02:50.681+00:00Your comment to tell me that a comment is on the w...Your comment to tell me that a comment is on the way is more than a decent enough comment for me.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-11248155267501328012014-03-24T10:52:07.719+00:002014-03-24T10:52:07.719+00:00You've just described mine and Mrs Addman'...You've just described mine and Mrs Addman's first date, only we used yard glasses rather than cocktail glasses.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-7183925320939896102014-03-24T10:27:53.503+00:002014-03-24T10:27:53.503+00:00Is it still molestation if you are a willing parti...Is it still molestation if you are a willing participant? I don't mean that in a derogatory "you're just asking for it" kind of way, and I'm not suggesting that, despite their protestations, all Marks really want to be touched inappropriately. I'm genuinely interested.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-4320572416899145282014-03-24T03:11:58.388+00:002014-03-24T03:11:58.388+00:00Okay, but I've already made a Vine of my inter...Okay, but I've already made a Vine of my interpretive dance which involves prescription goggles and a certain type of bodily fluid being splish-splashed all over them. This was before I learned that the responses dried up. Am I to believe I danced for naught? Will you still at least draw me?Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-36039494401916362002014-03-21T23:50:50.883+00:002014-03-21T23:50:50.883+00:00Hello Sir Addman PHEW life can be all go, I say th...Hello Sir Addman PHEW life can be all go, I say this because its late and I need to go. I will however try and return in the next couple of days and make some clever witty comment . . . . OK a comment. I dont like being busy I am more a lets chill and watch this paint dry sort of chap.<br /><br />I was reminded of the days when shell garages gave free glasses with petrol so a chap could drink his bottle of Blue Nun and look sophisticated . . . . . .AH yes the good old days. . . . . Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-38361699035424741882014-03-21T17:14:45.978+00:002014-03-21T17:14:45.978+00:00I would take Ms Firmoo on a date to the woods on a...I would take Ms Firmoo on a date to the woods on a night when there is no moon at all so it's really dark and scary. I would lead her to a secluded spot where she would find a tartan blanket with a selection of meat pies, champagne and a collection of mutilated road kill I picked up whilst selecting a suitable quiet area that nobody would walk through for a few days.<br />When she turns around to thank me, and why wouldn't she (?), I would have hid in the undergrowth - nowhere to be seen.<br />After about ten minutes, or until she starts hyperventilating, I would jump out and run at her holding a rats severed head in one hand and a cocktail glass in the other screaming "WHYWON'TYOUJUSTIFYMYCHILDHOOD!?!?!?" until she started to cry.<br />At this point I would pull off the deer skin head I had fashioned out of a deers head the day before and give her a big cuddle. Because that is what women like....<br />I would then offer to defecate into the cocktail glass as a gesture of my love to her in a romantic way because women love all that mushy stuff and we would live happily ever after..... all the while, pushing my glasses back up the bridge of my nose.<br /><br />Does that match Ms Firmoo's ideal date?<br /><br />Of course it does.<br /><br />I await my vouchers in due course.<br />Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-4104558611664076002014-03-21T14:52:32.942+00:002014-03-21T14:52:32.942+00:00I'm down for a molesting contest. Either I get...I'm down for a molesting contest. Either I get molested and win glasses, or I get molested...and still win glasses. Either way I kinda win. I nominate a contest that does include molestation; pulling names out of an orifice. Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.com