tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post1253162511200588683..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Extreme SurvivalAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-2895461663737419902013-11-27T15:13:55.296+00:002013-11-27T15:13:55.296+00:00You never returned the last camera crew you borrow...You never returned the last camera crew you borrowed from me. Frankly, I don't trust you with my camera crews any more.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-9576291788942847972013-11-27T14:26:30.748+00:002013-11-27T14:26:30.748+00:00I mistakenly ate my camera crew. Can I borrow your...I mistakenly ate my camera crew. Can I borrow yours?flip mcflipersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03075014395015492293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-84555209288393374482013-11-27T06:16:54.781+00:002013-11-27T06:16:54.781+00:00Excellent tip, but I would recommend that you doub...Excellent tip, but I would recommend that you double glaze or replace your windows every few days. The rotting jellyfish tend to be quite desirable to our seagull cousins.<br /><br />As for Spielberg, we don't all have million dollar movie contracts you know! Some of us only a have a humble prime-time TV syndication with a tiny 6 figure salary.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-50667694511802500482013-11-27T06:13:28.399+00:002013-11-27T06:13:28.399+00:00After owning a pair of pineapple underpants, I wou...After owning a pair of pineapple underpants, I would say go for it! That's if you don't mind a stinging sensation as pineapple juice constantly enters your unmentionable regions. Frankly, I quite like it.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-49402436127675013962013-11-27T06:10:59.755+00:002013-11-27T06:10:59.755+00:00I'm working on a 4D experience version, where ...I'm working on a 4D experience version, where wild animals leap out of the book and spray urine on you. Actually, it's not so much a book and more of an unlicensed petting zoo.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-62370712982121361622013-11-27T06:09:13.683+00:002013-11-27T06:09:13.683+00:00I don't know if you'd like it. Beer is a h...I don't know if you'd like it. Beer is a highly unlikely possibility when you're shipwrecked.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-72743262879673184062013-11-27T06:07:17.836+00:002013-11-27T06:07:17.836+00:00To make yourself less appetising to potential cann...To make yourself less appetising to potential cannibals, make sure you constantly shit yourself. Constantly.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-75251981428882563892013-11-27T06:06:06.271+00:002013-11-27T06:06:06.271+00:00I should also stress that you should only do these...I should also stress that you should only do these things in the event of getting stranded. Trying to skin other passengers before a crash tends to get you kicked off the cruise and violates Thomson's money back guarentee.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-49196499975724518182013-11-27T06:03:53.812+00:002013-11-27T06:03:53.812+00:00It doesn't really matter how you skin them as ...It doesn't really matter how you skin them as long as you don't cut into the sweet, insulating blubber too much. You could even fashion yourself a pair of shrimp-handling mittens, which will save any nasty bites.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-53254177049639362822013-11-25T18:46:59.917+00:002013-11-25T18:46:59.917+00:00The very nice Steven Spielberg will happily follow...The very nice Steven Spielberg will happily follow me with a film crew and his huge yacht so escape is not a problem for me. He also has several TV celebrity chefs on-board so food is not a problem either and his yacht is huge with many spare bedrooms so shelter is OK. In fact I would recommend that if you are planning on surviving in the wilderness that you need Mr Steven Spielberg and his yacht as your man Friday or you are a goner.<br /><br />One small tip that I can pass on is if you have to make a shelter, jellyfish stretched across the window frame make a good substitute for glass and by putting the stings on the outside also make your shelter burglar proof.. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-26488214900784585842013-11-25T17:30:14.856+00:002013-11-25T17:30:14.856+00:00Can these tactics be applied to all conditions? Sa...Can these tactics be applied to all conditions? Say if I were stranded in an abandoned grocery store during a zombie apocalypse, would it be beneficial to lure in survivors and subsequently slay them and snack on their entrails? Maybe I can hollow out a turkey and use that as a pouch to carry my human snacks in? Also, there will be no trees or bamboo, but I'm pretty sure pineapples are made of the same stuff. Maybe I could make some slacks our of pineapple skin? I think I'm getting the hang of this. Thanks, Feral Bob!Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-71412393349774947722013-11-25T17:06:43.306+00:002013-11-25T17:06:43.306+00:00You need to illustrate this and make it a picture ...You need to illustrate this and make it a picture book. Now. Michhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12456803425068822920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-45908957823966611422013-11-25T15:20:39.261+00:002013-11-25T15:20:39.261+00:00If I were stranded far away from civilization it w...If I were stranded far away from civilization it would be a blessing! Workingdanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00431559781969929972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-15804613428150764032013-11-25T15:03:29.075+00:002013-11-25T15:03:29.075+00:00I really hope that I don't end up surviving a ...I really hope that I don't end up surviving a plane crash. I'm chubby and weak. I'm prime cannibal food. Damn. Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-56840092160263413342013-11-25T13:45:23.335+00:002013-11-25T13:45:23.335+00:00Uh oh, I think I'm doing this wrong. I fashion...Uh oh, I think I'm doing this wrong. I fashioned the skin of my fellow survivors into pants, and I'm eating the bamboo and tree bark. Was that supposed to be the other way around? Then I dug a pit into a fat guy and crawled into him like a tauntaun. Am I doing this wrong? This is the worst cruise ever.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-6587103372696614032013-11-25T13:01:34.071+00:002013-11-25T13:01:34.071+00:00Who knew shrimps were biters, let alone how danger...Who knew shrimps were biters, let alone how dangerous their bites are. If I use the fleshy folds as a food pouch, isn't there salmonella concerns? What's the proper way to skin a fatty, is it from anus up the back or thighs going up the side?Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.com