tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post2798897486944763492..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Song Dissection – Paolo Nutini EditionAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-47183988127026615532014-07-18T07:11:45.267+01:002014-07-18T07:11:45.267+01:00Yes. They were caged, but they just walked out bet...Yes. They were caged, but they just walked out between the bars.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-60726209203103042792014-07-18T01:32:16.978+01:002014-07-18T01:32:16.978+01:00Really? Yeah, I'm in! Wait, are they free rang...Really? Yeah, I'm in! Wait, are they free range?Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-31165562864551571532014-07-17T17:27:44.216+01:002014-07-17T17:27:44.216+01:00Ahhh, so he actually means "How was I to know...Ahhh, so he actually means "How was I to know you'd just come along and stink my life up with sweaty halibut". That makes a lot more sense.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-51602161048591522542014-07-17T17:25:46.319+01:002014-07-17T17:25:46.319+01:00Could I interest either of you in organic spider m...Could I interest either of you in organic spider milk? We only milk the happiest, male-spider-fed spiders.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-32442891546712635422014-07-17T14:01:14.543+01:002014-07-17T14:01:14.543+01:00Milking spiders probably wouldn't be as challe...Milking spiders probably wouldn't be as challenging as that guy who harvests moth balls. I see boxes of them in Walmart all the time.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-49462506587795427232014-07-17T13:59:49.400+01:002014-07-17T13:59:49.400+01:00She's the "bass"?
Maybe she's a ...She's the "bass"?<br />Maybe she's a fish.<br />That would funk things up quite a bit.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-15831827175098987812014-07-15T22:02:04.533+01:002014-07-15T22:02:04.533+01:00I've been tempted to join the spider milking i...I've been tempted to join the spider milking industry myself, since my doctor says I need more calcium in my diet. But until they come out with chocolate soy spider milk or an almond lactose free soy spider milk, I'm going to hold out. <br />Your argument's compelling, Addman. I'll never listen to music again. <br />PS Thanks for the follow!Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-4571920547130743102014-07-15T18:32:34.501+01:002014-07-15T18:32:34.501+01:00The conditions are disgusting. I knew a spider who...The conditions are disgusting. I knew a spider who got bitten by a radioactive milkman, and became Spider-Milkman. He died shortly afterwards.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-63532029287744033882014-07-15T16:00:39.065+01:002014-07-15T16:00:39.065+01:00I worked in the dairy spider industry for seven ye...I worked in the dairy spider industry for seven years. I always snuck in my camera to try and film the conditions in order to blow the lid off that whole corrupt operation. It never worked out for me, though.<br /><br />I still have nightmares about those little kids with bites all over their arms being forced to milk thousands of spiders a day...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-60970421072536076282014-07-15T15:56:07.297+01:002014-07-15T15:56:07.297+01:00The spider milking industry is a ruthless one. I&#...The spider milking industry is a ruthless one. I'm glad Nutini is trying to make it into the noble profession that it has the potential to be. I used to be one of the bad guys. Stealing milk bottles from spiderlings. Forcing ants into slavery to do the milking for me. I was a monster. But, I'm better now, so it's probably best I get involved in the music industry.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-54963392848082275732014-07-15T09:48:01.038+01:002014-07-15T09:48:01.038+01:00I think she'd become a drug abuser, getting hi...I think she'd become a drug abuser, getting high on crystal kryptonite every day. It makes you weak, but boy does it give you a rush! Then she'll come out of rehab and she'll start teaching kids in schools about the dangers of kryptonite.<br /><br />"This is your brain, and this is your brain on kryptonite!" *fries picture of a brain with heat vision*Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-64031372249702202162014-07-15T09:24:20.152+01:002014-07-15T09:24:20.152+01:00Nutini always tastes better straight out of the ja...Nutini always tastes better straight out of the jar, if you ask me.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-87567911692834089542014-07-15T09:04:44.914+01:002014-07-15T09:04:44.914+01:00That's barbaric. Would you kill a cow with a ...That's barbaric. Would you kill a cow with a flip flop? That would be quite amusing actually.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-73711906377978398612014-07-15T09:04:09.289+01:002014-07-15T09:04:09.289+01:00He does come from a country that excels in innuend...He does come from a country that excels in innuendo. Given that, he really ought to try harder, orr err, how's your father?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-62313301651612174322014-07-15T08:45:23.977+01:002014-07-15T08:45:23.977+01:00It's funny how all the songs I analyse seem to...It's funny how all the songs I analyse seem to be about sordid love affairs. Some say it reflects more on me, but I blame the music industry, with it's damn filthy lyrics and dirty hips.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-27627854548391285132014-07-15T03:39:31.232+01:002014-07-15T03:39:31.232+01:00I think this finally gave me the pitch line I'...I think this finally gave me the pitch line I've been looking for to use for my life-coach business: "Let me slap-bass your life up." Of course this line will be said by my pitch man, Bootsy Collins.<br />Would it take a lot to cajole Superman's daughter into drug abuse? She was born with impossible expectations. It's worse than when poor people name their child something like "Yahweh" or something similarly improbable to live up to. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-73804654110024101882014-07-14T17:39:43.832+01:002014-07-14T17:39:43.832+01:00DAMN I thought Nutini was the stuff I spread on my...DAMN I thought Nutini was the stuff I spread on my toast in the morning. I am seldom awake at breakfast, but I can see why he might Scream if he was being eaten for Breakfast. <br /><br />I do like Jazz . . . old Jazz like they did in the old days. . . Cos I'm OLD.Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-73027446892098195922014-07-14T15:48:22.588+01:002014-07-14T15:48:22.588+01:00You can milk spiders? And here I was, just killing...You can milk spiders? And here I was, just killing them like a jerk. Now I can harvest their sweet, sweet milk before I murder them with a flip flop. Thanks for teaching me something invaluable, Mr. Nutini.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-27322743155592196252014-07-14T14:03:03.873+01:002014-07-14T14:03:03.873+01:00Wow, it sounds like he tried to write his lyrics a...Wow, it sounds like he tried to write his lyrics as dirty as Vh1 will allow. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-86441033293335698442014-07-14T14:02:28.472+01:002014-07-14T14:02:28.472+01:00I've never really taken the time to fully anal...I've never really taken the time to fully analyse a song but now I think I should. There are a lot of hidden and deep messages hidden in them about sordid lives and love affairs. Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.com