tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post4375238328269413357..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Mother's DayAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-74312071919644905642013-03-19T23:01:36.172+00:002013-03-19T23:01:36.172+00:00I'll take the nude man wearing garlic.I'll take the nude man wearing garlic.Mis Anthropyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00351457256292258703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-84663239887971146342013-03-11T07:47:42.802+00:002013-03-11T07:47:42.802+00:00It's all she ever wanted.It's all she ever wanted.Brett Minorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13181569922751252054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-35203845369495927782013-03-11T07:25:27.125+00:002013-03-11T07:25:27.125+00:00That sounds ideal. Give your mother the gift of si...That sounds ideal. Give your mother the gift of silence this year. Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-59892455032850909482013-03-11T03:39:38.338+00:002013-03-11T03:39:38.338+00:00My mother has moved to Florida. Every year, a few ...My mother has moved to Florida. Every year, a few weeks before Mother's Day, she sends all of us a letter telling us that for Mother's Day, she would appreciate not receiving any unannounced visits from any of us.Brett Minorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13181569922751252054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-71210491954675078132013-03-09T15:29:19.436+00:002013-03-09T15:29:19.436+00:00It just depends if the towels have a pattern on th...It just depends if the towels have a pattern on them. This is a big deal breaker for me.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-43770207718652595922013-03-09T14:58:01.609+00:002013-03-09T14:58:01.609+00:00So, should I eschew my idea of plastic surgery and...So, should I eschew my idea of plastic surgery and a painted nude of me to remind her of the time back when she still had her youth? In the paining of me, I will of course be sliding down a slide greased with pig blood through two floppy, soggy towels drenched in Vaseline and rendered cow fat. Does that change your mind?Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-40328031757066053562013-03-09T13:46:46.028+00:002013-03-09T13:46:46.028+00:00A Vincent Price? How many Vincent Prices are there...A Vincent Price? How many Vincent Prices are there? Can you get them from Tesco, just next to the Furbys?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-57816787294557694052013-03-09T12:09:52.504+00:002013-03-09T12:09:52.504+00:00I rather like the first option of the garlic, but ...I rather like the first option of the garlic, but feel on it's own it is not quite enough so in order to make it feel more substantial I will include a Vincent Price in a coffin that comes out at night. It will make the garlic much more useful even dad might wear a bit round his neck.<br /><br />The DIY mothers day cake, all ingredients included was not a great option last year and I'm sure there was flour in that kit so I would warn against the choice myself. Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-46511242962676247682013-03-09T07:56:23.345+00:002013-03-09T07:56:23.345+00:0050 Layers Of Ply?50 Layers Of Ply?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-5948681511864150692013-03-09T07:55:33.929+00:002013-03-09T07:55:33.929+00:00The way to make sure you don't forget is to ge...The way to make sure you don't forget is to get presents every Sunday. Sure, it may bankrupt you, but it saves you any potential embaressment.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-21283708329098995232013-03-09T07:53:38.857+00:002013-03-09T07:53:38.857+00:00Well you ought to get her a bunch of grapes too fo...Well you ought to get her a bunch of grapes too for her stint in hospital.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-29966496547839623702013-03-09T07:51:36.459+00:002013-03-09T07:51:36.459+00:00Oh fantastic! "Here mum, a bottle of Domestos...Oh fantastic! "Here mum, a bottle of Domestos for Mother's Day. No, don't drink it!"Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-33728392718905447972013-03-09T07:50:08.808+00:002013-03-09T07:50:08.808+00:00It's Mothers Day on Sunday in the UK. Besides,...It's Mothers Day on Sunday in the UK. Besides, you can order a stripper for the occasion anyway, it's the gift that keeps on giving.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-18097724751270260582013-03-09T07:48:03.914+00:002013-03-09T07:48:03.914+00:00You can double the number of roses by making them ...You can double the number of roses by making them eat a tin of Cadbury's Roses first. Then, when they vomit in your mum's lap, shout happy mother's day.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-21825003243627902682013-03-09T07:43:25.220+00:002013-03-09T07:43:25.220+00:00Yeah, that'd go down a treat. "These rais...Yeah, that'd go down a treat. "These raisins are shrivelled, like my love for you".Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-65237859574436419892013-03-09T06:38:37.254+00:002013-03-09T06:38:37.254+00:00Sorry, the only way a copy of 50 shades of Garbage...Sorry, the only way a copy of 50 shades of Garbage is getting in my house is if we ran out of toilet paper.DWeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01052727489537771147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-61698227374312528672013-03-09T03:21:19.861+00:002013-03-09T03:21:19.861+00:00I'm glad it's in may, I thought I forgot i...I'm glad it's in may, I thought I forgot it for a second. I usually get fussed at for it. Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08051255914419363819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-41825938842108023232013-03-09T00:00:21.660+00:002013-03-09T00:00:21.660+00:00I think my mother's gonna need a defibrillator...I think my mother's gonna need a defibrillator, because if I gave her any of that stuff, she'll have a bloody heart attack! :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-45485707416520549702013-03-08T22:12:35.295+00:002013-03-08T22:12:35.295+00:00I don't think my mum would appreciate a stripp...I don't think my mum would appreciate a stripper and she's allergic to cats. My sister has a copy of Fifty Shades so I don't think that's any good either. I don't think she'd find the humour in the flour either. But it's a fun suggestion. I guess I'm going to have to stick with what I've got. Although in a brilliant display of hilarity my local Tescos has cleaning products in their Mother's Day range.<br /><br />No, seriously, they did.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-60811307297018876272013-03-08T21:52:38.697+00:002013-03-08T21:52:38.697+00:00Wait... Mother's day isn't until May right...Wait... Mother's day isn't until May right? Phew! You scared me. For a second I thought it was going to be this weekend and I was all like "How the hell am I going to arrange a stripper by Sunday!?!?!"Christian at Point Counter-Point Point Pointhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11447821094473597560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-15471982349097946782013-03-08T21:29:30.704+00:002013-03-08T21:29:30.704+00:00I have arranged for Rose McGowan, Rosemary Conley ...I have arranged for Rose McGowan, Rosemary Conley and that lovely Rose West to pop round for a nice cuppa on Mothers Day, because what sort of son would I be if I didn't get my mum a bunch of roses???<br /><br />Thankyou and goodnight!Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-40971137280119616732013-03-08T20:41:31.649+00:002013-03-08T20:41:31.649+00:00How about a bag of raisins? Because, like, 'th...How about a bag of raisins? Because, like, 'thanks for raisin me!'<br /><br />Okay, okay, so I plagiarised the self-raising flour joke. Sue me. Please don't.Ash-Matichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12459988577907225484noreply@blogger.com