tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post8437881030719412297..comments2023-11-01T09:18:01.180+00:00Comments on Muppets For Justice: Muck TalesAdam Lloydhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-58706978323761264622014-08-04T09:36:50.464+01:002014-08-04T09:36:50.464+01:00I'm with you. When I need to use a public toi...I'm with you. When I need to use a public toilet, I tend to tie balloons to my belt which float me above the floor, then I do my business, then float out after using one of those grabber arms to turn the taps and wash my hands. It's an elaborate scheme, but it stops the contamination that is sure to occur.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-50192376695197502652014-08-04T09:32:13.259+01:002014-08-04T09:32:13.259+01:00Damn! You got me on a technicality!Damn! You got me on a technicality!Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-89308125399999554472014-08-04T09:31:30.518+01:002014-08-04T09:31:30.518+01:00I think there's a prestigious award for "...I think there's a prestigious award for "World's Dirtiest Gas Station Toilet". The competition is fierce, but it sounds like you might have stood a chance.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-43891774811500826702014-08-02T22:03:37.826+01:002014-08-02T22:03:37.826+01:00I did once meet at strange man in a public toilet ...I did once meet at strange man in a public toilet who used it to ask folk for money for a cup of tea when folk were sort of unable to run away from him. Luckily he had cornered someone else at the time so I was able to escape. About half an hour later I saw a couple of policemen and mentioned it to them. They replied with AH DAMN its Freddie again, dont worry we will find him, he is usually in one of the toilets. . . . . Are there folk that live in toilets . . . . . If the smell is bad I will avoid them if I can only a couple of times have I found myself avoiding touching anything including taps and if possible the floor. . . . <br /><br />Mr Addman you are bringing back bad memories think flowers and fluffy kittens. . . . Rob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-80678030830998749482014-08-02T18:45:48.383+01:002014-08-02T18:45:48.383+01:00All I can say is - "Who ever smelt it, dealt ...All I can say is - "Who ever smelt it, dealt it!" IDST.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-77291301821573335722014-08-02T13:16:49.994+01:002014-08-02T13:16:49.994+01:00As a teenager I worked at a gas station. The unima...As a teenager I worked at a gas station. The unimaginable horror I encountered in the bathroom on a regular basis would make a schizophrenic homeless person turn up his nose and take his tattered pants elsewhere. Everyone refused to clean it. We locked the doors and never spoke about it again. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-3056245851221828012014-08-02T08:36:55.464+01:002014-08-02T08:36:55.464+01:00Surely she could have asked someone to pass her so...Surely she could have asked someone to pass her some toilet roll. As annoying as it is to enter a cubicle and find that there's no toilet roll left (rule 1: always check for toilet roll), I've never been in a situation where someone hasn't been able to pass some under the door.<br /><br />Either way I think you reacted like a saint. Well done on keeping your composure.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-62999770715195180432014-08-02T08:33:42.985+01:002014-08-02T08:33:42.985+01:00Tales from beyond the bowl! WoooOooOooOOOoooo!
I ...Tales from beyond the bowl! WoooOooOooOOOoooo!<br /><br />I dread to think what a poo angel is. If it's anything like a snow angel I might just end it all now.Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-49218129945133449982014-08-02T08:31:51.923+01:002014-08-02T08:31:51.923+01:00I agree, poo should never be interacted with under...I agree, poo should never be interacted with under any circumstances. However why is poo disgusting, yet farts are hilarious?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-19197843822611397992014-08-01T19:18:11.313+01:002014-08-01T19:18:11.313+01:00Not quite the same thing, but I do remember years ...Not quite the same thing, but I do remember years ago in Leicester Square, entering a public toilet. All I can recall is the sound of gagging and the screams of women holding their noses and running towards the door. And there, stood in the middle of the bogs, was a middle age woman with poop covering both hands...and I mean COVERING.<br /><br />Apparently there was no toilet paper left, so she used her hands. (why both of them, I don't know) Trouble was, the taps were broken and so there was no water for her to wash them. So I did what any good Samaritan would do and ran like Satan was chasing me.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-59110850017937191522014-08-01T16:03:38.788+01:002014-08-01T16:03:38.788+01:00I have an arsenal of toilet stories that'll ha...I have an arsenal of toilet stories that'll haunt your dreams. Have you ever heard of a poo angel? How 'bout a disass-terous assacre? Brown death? Fecality? Poo on the loo? Grab a flashlight, children.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2757164187474622670.post-77678562645335185442014-08-01T13:16:11.875+01:002014-08-01T13:16:11.875+01:00I haven't ran into anything like that myself b...I haven't ran into anything like that myself but I have heard of such things happening. It always boggles my mind too that someone would actually do that with their own poop. It's better than doing it with someone else's I guess, but that's the kind of thing you shouldn't do at all with anybody's poop. Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12118816573712396453noreply@blogger.com