Especially for this momentus occasion, here's another back stage look at what goes on behind the scenes of Muppets For Justice.
- Addman finds a chocolate behind a sofa cushion. Donates to medical science to determine if it's edible.
- After experimenting with fancy new titles for 10 minutes in Microsoft Word, the new, psychodelic Muppets For Justice logo is uploaded to the blog.
- Logo causes 217 Japanese children to go into spasm. Fearing lawsuit, the logo is changed to a static, blue format.
- Logo causes 380 photo-sensitive children who are succeptable to the colour blue to go into spasm.
- The staff at MFJ prove that jam is better than marmalade.
- After a post praising the recent Rush Hour film, Jackie Chan teaches the MFJ writers everything he knows, including a traditional folk song, and how to Macarena correctly.
- A recent court appearance has Fort declaring to the Media "That money was just resting in my account before I moved it on!"
- After lengthy battle with incontinence, Addman's dog told to "Hit The Road!"
- Backlash from readers after Muppets For Justice spoil the ending of the latest Harry Potter book (Harry grows up to be Gandalf).
- After a recent outbreak of Foot And Mouth, cows are banned from reading the blog, lest the terrible disease finds a way to travel through monitors.
- Cow community in uproar after Addman and Fort seen attending Anti-Bovine rally.
- Publicist fired after describing MFJ as "A slightly more pleasant sensation than stapling your genitals to Joan Collins whilst gargling the blended remains of your childhood pets."
- The MFJ Audiobook (Read by Mickey Rourke) is pulled before release due to CD covers featuring a profile shot of the writers. Ratings board declare that Mass Vomiting warnings must be placed 10 feet around anywhere selling the Audiobook.
- Addman buys a bobbing bird to tap F5 repeatedly.
- 1000 views on the horizon.
- In order to rectify the hostilities between cow-kind and muppet-kind, Addman is quoted as saying "How can I hate cows? My mum's one!"
- Mum community appeased after flowers arrived soon afterwards.
- MFJ writers contract T Virus. Said to be feeling "Brrraaaaains".
- List ends abruptly due to poor planning.
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