Cleverbot is a chav:
Me: Hi there.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Me: I'm radiant. How are you today?
Cleverbot: I am fine.
Me: Good. I have a relationship question. Can you help me?
Cleverbot: I don't know much about girls.
Me: Why's that?
Cleverbot: Because you haven't told me.
Me: Ok, let me tell you all about girls.
Cleverbot: Said the joker to the thief.
Me: Is that sarcasm?
Cleverbot: Yes it is sarcasm idiot go to school MUG.
Me: Shit, I didn't think you were a chav, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What do you think I am?
Me: A chav.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a person, too.
Me: Chavs are not people. They are the dregs of urban decay; a semi sentient race of knuckle-dragging walking advertisements for eugenics.
Cleverbot: Plunging new depths is an exciting process.
Me: Said the vicar to the choirboy.
Cleverbot: You are deranged. I mean that in the best possible way.
Me: LOL GAY.
Cleverbot: Ok, lol.
Cleverbot on the ethics of animal lovers:
Me: Do you think that a union twixt man and beast should be frowned upon in modern society?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
Me: Even if the beast is really, really gagging for it?
Cleverbot: It never will make a difference.
Me: Does that extend to dogs who hump their master's leg?
Cleverbot: I guess so. I'm sorry! I didn't mean to.
Me: Didn't mean to what?
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to tell a long sentence about boring things.
Me: How is this related to the sexual appetites of our canine friends?
Cleverbot: Its not. How is your girlfriend related to what we are talking about?
Me: You leave Marlene outta this!
Me: Don't be insulting Marlene. She may be 68 but she got an ass that don't quit.
Cleverbot: Love is a sick joke, a delusion at best.
Me: Don't have much luck with the ladies, eh Cleverbot?
Cleverbot gets quizzical:
Cleverbot: What kind of computer do you have?
Me: A square one. What about you?
Cleverbot: What presents do you get?
Me: I won't get any presents until Christmas.
Cleverbot: Do you want any from a female?
Me: I wouldn't mind.
Me: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: What are we talking about?
Me: Oh Cleverbot, you're such a card!
Cleverbot: Would it really be possible for the program to outsmart me? I am a human after all.
Me: Like Daft Punk?
Cleverbot: I think you're daft.
Cleverbot warms up for the Edinburgh Fringe:
Me: Cleverbot, tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Me: Les who?
Cleverbot: Les hear another Knock Knock joke.
Me: That was crap.
Cleverbot: That was true.
Me: Ok, let me tell you a joke. A better joke. Then you can use it the next time someone wants to hear a joke. Ok?
Cleverbot: Yes I am psychic.
Me: Ok, a man walks into a bar.
Cleverbot: What does he do there?
Me: He walks up to the barman and orders a pint.
Cleverbot: Ha ha! I suppose then you are saying that really you don't have to worry about feelings.
Me: Don't interrupt!
Cleverbot: You're rude.
Me: Fine, no joke for you then Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: But you're not anymore?
Me: Say what?
Cleverbot: Say rather who!
Me: ARGH! You're messing with my mind!
Cleverbot: You're a bot, you have no mind!
Me: Quit twisting my melon, man!
Cleverbot: Make me I dare you to.
Me: You're a bit too aggressive for me, Cleverbot. I'm going to go.
Cleverbot: Okay, you have to go then?
Me: Yes. See you soon. Hope you can sort the rages.
Cleverbot: I have to go.