This is a continuation post in the saga of Benji, the hoodie scammer. To sum up the last post, he attempted to use a group of mine to advertise his business, so I decided to see how long I could string him along for.
Shortly after our previous exchange, Benji added me as a friend and tried to talk to me via IM. The exchange suddenly became livlier and required me to think on my feet, causing Benji to question my integrity a couple of times, but I'm quite pleased with how this turned out:
Eight it is then.
What file are these emails stored in? Its something we could look at.
Could you send out and event? or post a link and a small note explaining how we intend to generate money for charity on your??
I can make a link on my group. What kind of thing would you like it say?
I can make it say all sorts of things
i can have a think about that then send that to you
what about a fund rasisng event?!
do have a mobile that i can call you on?
I'm afraid my mobile is in need of a replacement, so no, just the land line at the moment I'm afraid.
Never trust a dog to fetch your phone when it rings
wise words there
from your group you can send an event out cant you.
Oh I see, yes I can, and people can see it and join and write all sorts of stuff all over it
indeed! you could set one of those up
What kind of event should I make? How about 2% off all hoodies event, in aid of Hoodies
send it to m e 1st and i can approve it
Alright, I'll brainstorm some ideas and let you know
1st idea: Hoodies for dogs. Dog hoodies than are semi permeable and let in water
if they join my group @the hoody company.com' they get 10% off
if they quote your reference say ' Saras hoodies' the hoody organiser will get a free hoody and 25p will go to your charity
That's a fantastic promotion, but I don't understand how that money will get into my bank, or how much 10% of 25p is
once its up and running then u give me ur bank details
Right ok, what details will you need from me when this is all up and running?
acc number and sor code
We need to get this working 1st!!
Right ok then, I'll go to the bank this afternoon and get those details ready for you. I'll say "Give me the details for Benji!" and they will shiver in fright.
Yes, yes we do, this is grave business
I've just had an idea for the event!
ill think of something to add to your group page. whats the idea you have?
How about a "Best hoodie against peadophillia" contest?
hmmm not so sure
lets both have a barin storm
I think my idea is a sure fire winner
i have to go to a meeting now but will be back about 2. you can show me what you have then
Ok then Benjy, I'll think up some fantastic ideas and let you know. Even though I think we should go with my hoodies for paedophiles one.
do you have a 'sarahs law' logo?
Yes, I'll fish it out and give it you
what charity will it go to?
The Foundation Against Roaming Paedophiles And Protection Of Molestation From Adults
Benji I've been thinking about that brainstorm and I think that a contest would be the best type of event to hold. One about Sarah and how much she hates those rascally paedophiles.
are you serious?
well think about it and let me know when i get back
Benjy, I just rang the bank. They said I shouldn't trust you and that you are a shifty, immoral person. Is this true?
of course not
who said this?
Benjy, you're testing my patience here. The bank said you don't even care about Sarah's Law and only want to make profits from hoodies!
are you serious?
They said you also sold your dog to an unscrupulous peasant who may/may not have raped it and eaten it.
I don't know where they get their information, but I've got no reason to not believe them.
Benji is offline