Before I start today, I would like to thank everyone who has left supportitive comments about the podcast. Some of you have offered your vocal services which I am planning to take you all up on. You'll probably get an email from me soon if you've volunteered yourself. Thanks to everyone involved and it's really touching to receive that kind of support. I am aiming to get the first episode up and running by the 20th, but it could slide if additional vocal work is required. I'll keep you all updated.
Anyway, let's get on with today's post. Since the summer blockbuster is now vying for space on the silver screen, I've recently been contemplating films. In fact, over 50% of all posts on Muppets For Justice are either about films, directly reference films, blatantly rip off films, or have been turned into feature films with my video camera and a collection of dolls.
After watching trailers for the spurious cash-in sequels that are inbound this year, I started to imagine my own sequels to popular films. Here's a few that I cam up with:
Monsters Inc. In Administration - Mike and Sully attempt to steer their company away from bankruptcy during an economic meltdown in Monstropolis.
The Elderly And Infirm: Tokyo Drift - Fast and Furious sequel in which Vin Diesel and The Rock are still doing this shit well into their seventies.
Ghandi Almighty - God comes down to Ghandi and frightens him out of his nappy.
The Abruptly Ending Story - Sequel to The Never Ending....
The Amazing Spidergrandpa - Peter Parker uses his powers to frighten kids away from his lawn, and fashion webs into mobility aids to help him ease himself out of a chair.
There Used To Be Something About Mary - Cameron Diaz returns in this romcom sequel as the titular Mary. The ravages of time have turned Mary to plastic surgery, making her look like an inflated trout with severe allergies. Ben Stiller manages to get cum in his hair again.
American Werewolf On A Transatlantic Flight To London - Luckily, it's a day time flight, so no transformations occur.
So, turning this over to you creative bunch of readers, what sequels would you like to see?