Little did you know, dear readers, as you stirred from the comfort of your warm beds, trying to remove the crusted eye-juice from your sockets, that you were waking up to a spectacular day of glory and wonder. Yes, today is the day I finally learned to tie my shoes, all by myself!
This monumental achievement also happens to coincide with the 200th Muppets For Justice post. This seems like a good excuse for a celebration if you ask me.
Since I didn't really have anything planned for this, I'd like to post something really special. As a result, I've decided to rip off my peers (namely Bumferry Hogart) and do some crowd sourced writing.
I'd like to invite you all to suggest a sentence that I must include in a story. The sentence can be anything you like so don't be shy about swearing or content. Once your suggestions are in, I have until next Friday to weave it all into some kind of story.
Ambitious? Probably, but I'd like to invite you all to watch me fall flat on my arse anyway. If you'd like to submit a sentence, simply comment below and put your sentence into hash tags, like so:
#Eddie had never ridden the event horizon of a black hole, but he figured he would pick it up as he went along.#
So, feel free to make some suggestions. There will be a normal post next Monday, followed next Friday by the results of this.