Friday, 22 June 2012

200th Post Spectacular!

Little did you know, dear readers, as you stirred from the comfort of your warm beds, trying to remove the crusted eye-juice from your sockets, that you were waking up to a spectacular day of glory and wonder.  Yes, today is the day I finally learned to tie my shoes, all by myself!

This monumental achievement also happens to coincide with the 200th Muppets For Justice post.  This seems like a good excuse for a celebration if you ask me.

Since I didn't really have anything planned for this, I'd like to post something really special.  As a result, I've decided to rip off my peers (namely Bumferry Hogart) and do some crowd sourced writing.

I'd like to invite you all to suggest a sentence that I must include in a story.  The sentence can be anything you like so don't be shy about swearing or content.  Once your suggestions are in, I have until next Friday to weave it all into some kind of story.

Ambitious?  Probably, but I'd like to invite you all to watch me fall flat on my arse anyway.  If you'd like to submit a sentence, simply comment below and put your sentence into hash tags, like so:

#Eddie had never ridden the event horizon of a black hole, but he figured he would pick it up as he went along.#

So, feel free to make some suggestions.  There will be a normal post next Monday, followed next Friday by the results of this.


  1. #At once, Luigi regretted buying the rampant Chihuahua when his apartment that he'd bought for tying up young women became heavily covered in dog juice.#

    Good luck. With this in your story it sounds as if it will be something very close to my heart.

  2. #The absinthe coursing through his veins powered him ever-forward, toward his impending doom at the hands of the amorous platypus.#
    Congrats on the 200!

  3. # Jo detested the though of having her mans stubbly sack scrape at her chin like glass paper as she swallowed his pride.#

    All the best in making these sentences into something readable.

  4. # Upon discovering a majority of the animal crackers were meager sheep, Bill hesitantly pressed the Colt .45 against his temple. #

    Good luck, and congrats on the 200th post!

  5. Concrats on the 200th post!!

    #Although now dead, he was able to continue his quest, and as you'll see in five paragraphs, he will be successful when the story concludes.#

  6. # He watched the seagull as it slowly crossed the sky, his car keys hanging from its beak glinting in the sunlight wondering how he would explain the pink latex vest to his partner.#

    Well done on reaching 200 and also keeping your shoes on

  7. #The parishioners all looked up in surprise when the door at the back of the church slammed open halfway through the vicar's service and the Bishop staggered up the aisle grasping a half-empty bottle of Jack Daniels and wearing a sparkly, purple evening gown with a slit up the side and a pair of ripped fishnet stockings.#

  8. #Damn! He wondered how he was ever going to recover from the public humiliation of waking naked, covered in some sort of green slime and animal hair, surrounded by a crowd of shocked onlookers staring at his massive erection.#

    Ha ha - cannot wait to see what you cobble together with all these sentences. Best of luck and congratulations on reaching 200 posts without having your blog censored and forcibly removed!

  9. Congrats on getting to 200!! :D

  10. You bloody copy cat!!! hahahaha...

    Well done on the 200. *doffs cap in jaunty manner*

    Here is my sentence for you.....

    #and thats were babies come from.#

    good luck fella.

  11. Congrats on Passing the 200 mark! :)
    I'm going to use your own words for this one, #Follow Me On Facebook! I'm Ever So Needy!#

  12. #I like avocados. In a completely non-sexual manner.


  13. I'll let you pick:

    #And then they all lived happily ever after.#

    #And then everyone the Armageddon actually did come to pass, and everyone died a very painful death.#

    Congrats on 200, I'm only about to hit 100, myself.

  14. #While he'd never win any awards for his verbal sarcasm, his eyebrow trash-talk was second to none#

  15. #It was in France that I first painted Betty White in the nude, after hours of passionate lovemaking.#

  16. Holy hell, what have I done?

    Utterly brilliant suggestions. I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint. I'm going to close submissions here so as to give myself enough time to get something written up for Friday. Anything submitted after this point will unfortunately not make it into the story. Thanks again!

  17. Dammit, I'm too late. After reading the sentences, I am now almost convinced that you won't be able to do it. But if you succeed, your name will probably go down in history and I, for one, will forever worship you. Good luck!

  18. Awh, dammit, I missed out :-(

    After reading all the sentences, I must admit I am quite skeptical as to if you can pull this off. But if you do, I swear to god I will worship you forever more. Seriously. Good luck!

  19. Wow! Congratulations on your 200th post! :D This is quite an achievement!

    -Barb the French Bean


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