Gasp at the terrifying prospect of a film studio on the brink of liquidation. Shriek in horror as ordinary civilians turn to piracy instead of their local cinema.
|A horrifying scene from the film|
Critics are calling it "almost watchable". "I nearly sat through the whole thing" said one reviewer. Empire magazine said "I demanded my money back", presumably so they could watch it again. Total Film said "It was sh..." ...ockingly amazing.
|The calling card of a generic movie|
Heat magazine says "It's a bit like Bridesmaids". Grazia says "Remember Bridesmaids?". Glamour magazine says "Should be called Bridesmaids: Reloaded"
|See this body, ladies? Yeah, you won't get to see this body.|
My dad called it "A good film for blind people". My brother said "It saved money on special effects". My niece said "Why did you burn my dolly?" For cinema, my dear. For art!
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