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I apologise if today's post isn't very funny or amazing. I have a holiday coming up shortly, so I'm busy preparing something much more substantial to keep you all busy while I'm away.
If you feel short changed by this post and want something funny to read, fear not! I have a new Twitter account called Ollie The Pigeon. It's basically me, pretending to be a pigeon and trying to be funny (as opposed to me pretending to be a muppet and trying to be funny). If you have a Twitter account and want to witness my witticisms, please follow me. @olliethepigeon . Be warned, Ollie can be pretty filthy sometimes.