As the Blog Tour continues to envelop the entirety of cyberspace, I am pleased to report that today it is stopping over at The Rambling Person. In actual fact, the post went live yesterday but it didn't show up in my Blog feed until today. Rather than blaming Google and torching their offices to the ground, let's all move on and visit Mark's Blog.
The guest post is literally about me trying to sell my book, and pretending that I've kidnapped Mark and am holding him hostage. If you have a severe case of Stockholme Syndrome, you may enjoy this post.
Mark is another self-publishing veteran who has previously been featured here, so it's nice to see this promotion thing come full circle. We are ouroboros. If you get the chance, I would seriously recommend following his Blog and giving him a bit of support for being an awesome guy.
Also, while I've been typing this, the wonderful Chiz at Chiz Chat had uploaded an interview that I've done with him, so you get twice as much content today. This is a (hopefully) humourous interview in which you can find snippets of information about the book, where to find it, and how many Taiwanese children were forced to work their hand to the bone to produce enough Kindles to keep up with the supply.
Again, please support Chiz and follow him too. His Blog is enviously funny, and it might encourage him to post more often if we camp outside his house with banner and ask him to sign our titties or something.
And before I can even catch my breath, Pickleope has written an amazing piece on his perceptions of Britain in order to try and help me move a few copies. Seriously, go and read it now. If for some reason you are following me and not Pickleope, then this is something that you need to correct immediately.
Thank you for your continued support. Just to remind you, my book is and always will be available as below:
Click here to purchase - UK Version
Click here to purchase - US Version
Well, you get even more content because I wrote a post pimping your book as well that went live this morning.
ReplyDeleteAdded yours to the post. That was awesome, thanks for that!
DeleteYou're really doing this properly. It should go well. Thanks for the nice words too. With any luck we'll both come out of this very very rich.
ReplyDeleteThat's the aim. This time next Mark, my boy, we will be zillionaires! If book selling doesn't work, how would you feel smuggling weapons to Mexico?
DeleteIt's a shame Wogan isn't on the tele anymore, you could have done a cracking on that show.
ReplyDeleteWell we've still got that great bastion of telly chat, Alan Carr. His hard-hitting interview style makes Paxman cry into a doily.
DeleteIn my mind I have written a comment here already but it is not here and I cant remember what I thought I wrote, but it was good really good in fact probably some of the best writing ever by anyone, even me.
ReplyDeleteI feel to try and emulate it again would be futile and only end in tears for lots of us . . . . . . Here what's all this rich and zillionaires . . . . did you know the Z in my name stands for Zillion, I was sort of a robot called Zillion on FB for a long time until I became a witch and then an eccentric child . . . . its a long story. but if anyone is going to be a zillionaire I feel I should be.
Okay, it sounds like you've got the zillionaire market cornered. I'll just settle for being a multi billionaire.
DeleteGlad to see you rightly pimping yourself out, and being passed around by so many bloggers like the sharable piece of meat that you are. Just remember, don't charge less than you're worth and no kissing on the mouth.
ReplyDeleteI bought my copy this morning and will leave you your first official American review soon. Unless, well, another American beats me to it, but we're a pretty lazy bunch, so don't bet on it.
Thanks guys. I'm glad to see my whorish ways are starting to pay off.
DeleteThat's good advice. I've intentionally priced it low since some of it is already available for free. But I will bear that in mind for future releases, and refuse to do kinky stuff.
Alright, bought the book this weekend. Unfortunately, the girlfriend's not done with my Kindle. However, I think I may start reading it on my laptop tonight, seeing as I've read 50% of the material off my computer screen, anyway. Either way, you've got my money. You've won.
ReplyDeleteVictory is mine! You were my Normandy landing Chiz. 13/1 never forget.
DeleteSeriously though, massive thank you and I hope you enjoy.
Where can we get the Muppets for Justice 2014 Blog Tour t-shirts?
ReplyDeleteMy merchandising deal fell through after the famous lawsuit "Addman vs The Lesbian Community", something about indecent imagery. As a result, there are no t shirt, mugs or bathmats available for the tour. I understand that this is disappointing news, but I will not sacrifice my art to make my products "tasteful" or "non-harmful".
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