Friday, 27 September 2013

A Poem On The Macarena

A one and a two and I do the Macarena,
Right here, right now I will do the Macarena,
I don't know the words to the real Macarena,
HEY MACARENA

Last night I dreamed that I did the Macarena,
I got a medal for service to the Macarena,
Then I woke up and promptly Macarena'd,
HEY MACARENA

Once I pop I can't stop this Macarena,
My aching muscles cannot stand this Macarena,
My body will give out 'fore I stop this Macarena,
HEY MACARENA



I can't relate to people unless they Macarena,
There's a void in my soul only filled by Macarena,
I left my wife 'cos she wouldn't Macarena,
HEY MACARENA

She's got a new man who does not Macarena,
Their sex life is dull due to lack of Macarena,
She'll regret turning her back on the Macarena,
HEY MACARENA

Some say my life has been wrecked by Macarena,
That I lost my job 'cos of relentless Macarena,
The job centre just laughed off my Macarena,
HEY MACARENA

I can't get money with my persistent Macarena,
I'm not classed as disabled 'cos I can Macarena,
The benefits office are biased about my Macarena,
HEY I AM STARVING TO DEATH
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10 comments:

  1. Chiz27 September 2013 at 13:32

    This was the funniest post I've read in some time! I was cracking up trying to get through it. Brilliant job, Addman!

    Oddly enough, I silently do the Macarena when I'm entrapped in a boring conversation with my peers. I wish I was lying. But, it helps halt the incessant ramblings of someone trying to explain to be the humanitarian benefits of golden rice in third-word countries.

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    1. Adam Lloyd28 September 2013 at 17:46

      I've found my Macarena soul mate! Thanks Chiz. We ought to start a dance group.

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  2. Rob Z Tobor27 September 2013 at 13:35

    (Ay! Ay!)
    (Ay! Ay!)
    (Ay! Ay!)
    (I am not trying to seduce you)
    (Ay!)

    M-M-Macarena
    M-M-Macarena
    M-M-Macarena
    (Ay!)

    M-M-Macarena
    M-M-Macarena
    M-M-Macarena
    Macaren, Macaren, Macaren, Macarena

    WHAT?

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  3. Mark27 September 2013 at 16:02

    As much as I do love the Macarana, I'm now being driven insane because I can't get it out of my head. Well...buck.

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    1. Adam Lloyd28 September 2013 at 17:48

      Wahahahaa! That was my plan all along! Now you will become one with the Macarena. You belong to the Macarena.

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  4. Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous28 September 2013 at 09:44

    You left your wife because she wouldn't macarena? Harsh, but fair.

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    1. Adam Lloyd28 September 2013 at 17:50

      Nobody questioned me when I filed for divorce. In fact, everyone was shocked that I didn't divorce her sooner.

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  5. Unknown30 September 2013 at 10:54

    I fully intend to memorise this and sing it loudly at family parties x

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    1. Adam Lloyd30 September 2013 at 11:55

      Excellent. Be sure to video it and post on it up YouTube.

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