Muppets For Justice has reached another important milestone. As we approach the illustrious achievement of 400 posts and set a new record for “Longest Running Blog Despite Numerous Government Attempts To Shut It Down”, now seems like the perfect time to begin our celebrations.
Since the last important milestone we’ve covered a unique and frankly inexplicable array of subject matters. We have explored the phenomenon of garrotting in Victorian England, pitched some films , and campaigned against the right-wing oppression of the Disney Corporation.
Our fascination with celebrities has grown deeper and darker. We’ve stalked 1Direction heartthrob Harry Styles , written a song for Engelbert Humperdinck, and taught aliens the joys of celebrity gossip . Let’s hope this insidious trend continues in the future.
|Obnoxious enough for you?|
Looking back 100 posts ago, on my 300th post celebration I wrote a collaborative story. Everyone contributed a sentence that I had to weave into a story, which proved to be so fun that I’ve decided to do it again. That’s right, I want you to submit some more sentences for me to use in a new story. Don’t be afraid to hold back. Some of the submissions were utterly ludicrous last time, which is exactly what I’m after.
So, all I need from you is come up with the most ridiculous sentence you can muster and leave it in the comments. Please write your submission between hash tags like so:
#Then Jimmy high-fived himself through the interdimesional portal, and all life on Earth was immediately restored.#
Please note that the deadline for submissions is the 27th. Any sentences submitted after that time will not be included.
I look forward to seeing what you come up with.