1. A man asks you out on date. What do you wear?
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2. You are in relationship, but want to sleep with someone else. You...?
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3. What is your favourite sexual position?
3. What is your favourite sexual position?
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4. A friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend with -what- is better?
4. A friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend with -what- is better?
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5. Who would be your ideal partner?
5. Who would be your ideal partner?
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6. When was the last time you had sex?
6. When was the last time you had sex?
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7. Do you pleasure yourself?
Like Wine Gums, you're pretty tasty, but I'm guessing I'm not gonna be the first to feel the motion of your ocean. Never mind, at least we can laugh at the fanny farts created by your flappy labia.
7. Do you pleasure yourself?
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8. How many boyfriends have you had?
Mostly C's: Loose Moose Aboot This Hoose 8. How many boyfriends have you had?
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9. A man offers to pay you for sex. You...
Mostly A's: Mouse's ear
What are you, a nun? You need to get laid pronto, because no one likes to press sausagemeat through a keyhole. Diagnosis? A large injection of pork, pronto!
Mostly B's: Snug Fit
9. A man offers to pay you for sex. You...
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10. When did you last have an STI check?
Your result:10. When did you last have an STI check?
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Mostly A's: Mouse's ear
What are you, a nun? You need to get laid pronto, because no one likes to press sausagemeat through a keyhole. Diagnosis? A large injection of pork, pronto!
Mostly B's: Snug Fit
Girl, your cooch doesn't have much room to scooch, but don't worry because you could generate enough friction to power a small town in Dorset. Eco friendly fucking; doing your bit for the environment.
Like Wine Gums, you're pretty tasty, but I'm guessing I'm not gonna be the first to feel the motion of your ocean. Never mind, at least we can laugh at the fanny farts created by your flappy labia.
Mostly D's: Supermassive Black Hole
Swallowing dying stars as it collapses in on itself and crushing both matter and time with it's overbearing destruction, your fanny could end civilisation as we know it. Someday, Donnie Darko might use your minge to travel back in time.
Swallowing dying stars as it collapses in on itself and crushing both matter and time with it's overbearing destruction, your fanny could end civilisation as we know it. Someday, Donnie Darko might use your minge to travel back in time.
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