Wednesday, 18 November 2009

What Is The Circumference Of Your Pussy?

Need help on measuring how slack your gash is? Look no further, as I have studied all of those Facebook applications in order to create the perfect Facebook quiz. Answer these questions as honestly as you can, then pass it on to ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS, PETS, RELATIVES, NEIGHBOURS, AND CLEANERS. NO CHEATING!

1. A man asks you out on date. What do you wear?
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2. You are in relationship, but want to sleep with someone else. You...?
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C.
D.

3. What is your favourite sexual position?
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C.
D.

4. A friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend with -what- is better?
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C.
D.

5. Who would be your ideal partner?
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C.
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6. When was the last time you had sex?
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B.
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7. Do you pleasure yourself?
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B.
C.
D.

8. How many boyfriends have you had?
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C.
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9. A man offers to pay you for sex. You...
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10. When did you last have an STI check?
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B.
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Your result:

Mostly A's: Mouse's ear

What are you, a nun? You need to get laid pronto, because no one likes to press sausagemeat through a keyhole. Diagnosis? A large injection of pork, pronto!

Mostly B's: Snug Fit

Girl, your cooch doesn't have much room to scooch, but don't worry because you could generate enough friction to power a small town in Dorset. Eco friendly fucking; doing your bit for the environment.

Mostly C's: Loose Moose Aboot This Hoose

Like Wine Gums, you're pretty tasty, but I'm guessing I'm not gonna be the first to feel the motion of your ocean. Never mind, at least we can laugh at the fanny farts created by your flappy labia.

Mostly D's: Supermassive Black Hole

Swallowing dying stars as it collapses in on itself and crushing both matter and time with it's overbearing destruction, your fanny could end civilisation as we know it. Someday, Donnie Darko might use your minge to travel back in time.

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