Friday 12 July 2013

The Giant Mechanical Addman

It's not everyday that someone designs you a mechanical death contraption, so when it happens you know it's going to be an extraordinary day.  That's what happened last week when my delightful brother-from-another-dimension, Rob Z Tobor, drew up this masterpiece:



That, my friends, is a blueprint for a giant mechanical Addman.  Notice the Jammie Dodger in his hand?  That is a laser-guided laser system capable of firing lasers.  With Mr Rob's dilligent efforts, I shall put these 100% mechanically plausible design plans into mass production.  Anyone who pledges allegiance now shall be spared.

Of course, this overdue revolution wouldn't be possible without a big thank you to the eccentric child of cyberspace, so I encourage you all to read The Eccentric Diary Of Rob Z Tobor right now.  Or you can stick around and read the rest of this post first, then visit his Blog.

This act of generosity got me thinking.  Are there any other Bloggers who I owe a big thank you to?  Anyone who has inspired me, made me laugh, offered kind words of support, and generally been active around here deserves a thank you.  I don't say this a lot, but today I'm feeling soppy, sentimental, and will probably give you all a girly kiss on the bottom.  Actually, I take that back.  Nevertheless, I'd like to thank the following people.  Whether they know it or not, they've helped me keep Muppets For Justice going, mainly because I'm trying to compete with them in some pathetic manner:

Thoughtless Gibberish - Bumferry Hogart is a great guy who contributes the mighty fine voice of Hugh Huxley to the podcast (which shall be returning soon!).  His Blog is always funny, he's up for anything, and deserves more attention.  Go and follow him, if you know what's good for you.

Chiz Chat - Chiz has contributed several times to this Blog and he is never less than hilarious.  A surge in popularity might encourage him to post more often, so let's make it happen!

Beer For The Shower - Great cartoons, great writers, great...everything.  The Beer For The Shower boys are some of the funniest writers I've ever come across, and that's not to mention the excellent sketches contributed to my podcast.  More than worth your time.

Pickleope - What's green, has antlers, and is frightened to death of dolphin rape?  That'd be Pickleope, the world's funniest pickle since Pickleoctopus, the philandering clown.

The Rambling Person - Mark runs a candid Blog about writing and life in general.  Support Mark in his bid for writing supremacy!

The Suddenly Kate Show - Blogger, critic, writer, poet, stitcher, and all round creative type person.  Show your support here.

The Incoherent Ramblings Of A Moose - Not a "mom blog".  Involves tales of infanticide and extreme humour.  A must.

Point Counter-Point Point Point - I've not been following this one for long, but I love the back and forth banter between Christian and Pat.  Presented as a debate, their posts are hilarious, intelligent and interesting.

Elton Says Things - The crudest Blogger I know, which is definitely a good thing!  Also, he designed that lovely Muppets For Justice banner at the top there.

Ash-Matic Does Things - The way in which Ash-Matic writes about the things he does leaves me in jealous contempt.  That means he must be excellent.  A great writer and a funny guy to boot.

If I haven't mentioned your Blog, that doesn't mean I don't like it.  In fact, I probably love it!  However, there are far too many to list, so thanks to you all for reading my stuff and putting up with me.  If you'd like to suggest a few worthy blogs in the comments below, please do so, even if it's your own.  I'm looking to expand the Blogs I read and would welcome suggestions.  Let the shameless self promotion begin!

19 comments:

  1. awesome, following all of these

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  2. That drawing is amazing. I love the little person in there looking out of the robot mouth. Thank you very much for including me on that incredibly illustrious list. There are actually a couple on there I haven't been to, so I'll have to check them out. Thank you again. And frame that drawing.

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    1. I want to frame it and put on my desk. I'm not sure how to explain it to people though.

      "Oh that? Well, on the Internet I masquerade as a muppet, and one of the chaps who reads my posts on there drew me this lovely picture of a giant mechanical me, which isn't actually me because that's my avatar, but it is still me. No, that's not me inside perring out, that's him. Who? Yep, I'll get those stats over to you later."

      It is amazing though.

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  3. Thank you Mr Mr Addman the third, I feel a bit like that Banksy bloke/woman although I think the main difference is I may have to use the name Brokesy on the grounds that I do not sell my rather humble little drawings for millions of pounds.

    The bond between bloggers is very odd, we like certain blogs but maybe not every post and follow on and off depending on time and work and whether the silly PC or whatever is actually working, but without ever meeting as we would all end up fighting and insulting each other. It only takes a few loyal followers to make blogging worthwhile . . . . . . I know I will never make my fortune doing his and all I can say is . . . . . . AH DAMN ******** ****** plan B then...

    I'm glad I chose blue for the blueprint or it would have ruined everything PHEW, An army of these will surely be invincible or make a great set in a new Star Wars film.

    I will follow up the couple of blogs I have not seen before later on. . . . . .

    Once again thanks and keep up the good work. :)

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    1. I'd pay ten times more for your doodles than I would for a Banksy piece.

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    2. Thank you I look forward to seeing the cheque....

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  4. Whee I got a mention. The robot looks pretty awesome and I for one am preparing to welcome my new robot overlord, but I do have a concern. The Jammy Dodger, does it actually have jam in it or is that where the lasers are fired from? It's not a Jammy Dodger without jam.

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    1. ...I'll have to ask the engineering department and get back to you on that one.

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  5. Knowing I'm appreciated is more than enough to boost Chiz Chat productivity. Thanks, Addman! I appreciate the kind words! Also, I too follow all these blogs. Each one is fantastic.

    And, I don't have the artistic integrity to draw with a pen. What do I do if I make a mistake?! Well done, Rob Z Tobor.

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    1. Woo hoo! *goes to Chiz Chat and repeatedly presses F5.

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  6. OOh new blogs to follow. This is perfect timing because since the old lady across the road started to close her curtains when she goes for a stand up wash in the sink, I have found I have more time on my hands....
    I shall now dust of my blogging pipe and toke away whilst perusing the writings of others.
    Keep up the good work that man.
    ps- custard creams rule!!!!

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    1. Luckily, I found a crawlspace in her attic where you can see everything. I'll fax over the schematics later if you want.

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  7. Thanks for the thanks, Addman! I find it impossible to blog sometimes, so it's nice to know you like it when I do.

    Love the Mechanical Addman. I always wondered what the bottom part of your logo would look like!

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    1. I think everyone has been waiting for me to reveal my bottom-half. My ex had to wait 3 years, so you lot should feel honoured.

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  8. Not only do I pledge allegiance, I want to invest!

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    1. Then you are my favourite type of investo-I mean reader. Welcome!

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  9. Hey, thanks :) I may be blushing! I didn't expect to be on this list so that was a nice surprise :) I am disappointed that the mechanical Addman doesn't have a pigeon on his shoulder like a pirate as I would love for you to add Ollie the pigeon when you explain to work colleagues :)
    It is a great picture and Robs sketched always make me smile and wish I didn't have the artistic talents of a....bogey?! hehehe But thanks, and love reading the blog and follow most of those listed. I think possibly not all but about to rectify that!

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  10. Wow, I love the mechanical drawing! I really dig mechanical drawings in general, so I feel right at home over at Rob's blog.

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