- A Right Royal Wartime Cockney Knees Up - Knees up mother brown. Knees up mother brown, under the table you must go, ee eye ee eye ee eye oh.
- An Ode To Engelbert - A rhyme about the most amusingly named man ever.
- Deadline Day - Some shit-hot excuses for when you inevitably miss your work deadlines.
- Real Halloween Horrors 2013 - Laughing at the most horrendous Halloween costumes of the year.
- A Poem On The Macarena - I really like the macarena.
This space is reserved for some of my personal favourite posts. These are generally writings that I'd like to give a bit more exposure to either because they didn't get much recognition, or because I think they're ace. Am I really that arrogant? I'm starting to think so: