If you haven't come across Marjie before, I encourage you to read her Blog (The Suddenly Kate Show) for more of her writings, music reviews, and general shenanigans. She churns out stories so easily it's like exhaling for her, and as such, Marjie has written a new ebook. I've read it and I have to say, I'm very pleased that I did. Mainly because the rest of this post would have been really awkward, but also because it's a fantastic read. Here's the official blurb:
This ebook consists of two short stories,
12 DaysA romantic comedy; a man, a woman, a dog, a challenge, romance, laughter, memories, love & hope.
Young 80A horror; a young woman, a foggy night, a race home, trapped, scared, confused, crazy, an old woman, an empty room, a lost love and hope.
Having read both short stories I can safely say they are fantastic. 12 Days (and I say this as someone who doesn't generally enjoy rom-coms) is surprisingly funny with a warm centre. Young 80 is a tense affair, ably written and surprising. I don't want to say much more without giving away key plot points, so I'll let Marjie do the talking. To give you a little more information about the ebook, we did a little Q&A for your information and amusement.
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Addman: So, what's the ebook about?
Marjie Myers: The ebook is made up of two stories, I keep referring to it as an ebook pasty, because one of the stories is savoury (horror) and the other sweet (romantic comedy) but unless you know anything about pasties you might just go huh?! But back in the 19th century a pasty was a way a miner could take a complete meal to work, one half savoury, one half sweet and all wrapped in pastry.
The first story (sweet) is called 12 Days. It is a romantic comedy about a man who wants to propose to his long term girlfriend with a big romantic gesture. He is inspired by the Christmas song ‘The twelve days of Christmas’ and decides to surprise her each day for twelve days culminating in a marriage proposal. Ryan stumbles from one day to the next as he tries to romance Sarah. It doesn’t always go to plan but his intentions are good.
The second story (savoury) is called Young 80 is a horror and is about a young woman who’s Halloween night does not go to plan. Her first mistake is to work late and it doesn’t get any better from there.
Addman: What's an ebook? Is it like an ewok?
Marjie Myers: An ebook is an electronic book, so you can read it on mobile devices and any with the ebook reader software, so mobile phones, nooks, kindles, computers etc.
Addman: How did you go about getting your ebook published?
Marjie Myers: I am self-publishing it. So it’s all been down to me. I never attempted the traditional route but I think that is because I am more of a control freak than I’d like to admit.
Addman: Is it true that you once had to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre on a choking moose? If so, please explain the situation in full detail.
Marjie Myers: What?! How on earth did you find out about that? I would tell you but legally I am not supposed to disclose any details. All I can say is it was an act of kindness that was completely misconstrued, I have always liked moose or is it mooses or meese?
Addman: I think meese are mice. Anyway, What are your inspirations behind your writing?
Marjie Myers: I’m not entirely sure! I just have these stories that I want to write, that are going on inside my head, and that I want to share. Ok, that sounds a little crazy! But I have always been fascinated with people and their motives and what drives them to act in the ways that they do and I think the many facets of humanity and understanding them inspire me.
Addman: I know that you recently took part in the NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month, where participants have to write a 50,000 word novel in a month). Did you write the book during this time? Also, would you recommend it as a writing process?
Marjie Myers: I didn’t write these stories as part of NaNoWriMo. I did participate and I succeeded in writing the very rough draft (50,000 words) novel. It is a crime mystery called Act of Love. As a writing process I would definitely recommend it. I am new to writing. I am new to putting all the stories in my head on paper and making them available. I didn’t have any preconceived ideas before Nano and it was very much an attempt by myself to see if I could write a complete story, if I could write daily and find the time and also to meet other writers in the same/similar situation. It is surprising at how you can find those few minutes each day or an hour or two at the weekends and just write. It made me realise what is possible. I think lots of people start stories but never finish and it’s a great way of actually finishing something. I think there is also one in June. The Twitter support from other writers for it was amazing.
Addman: Sounds like great fun, but hard. How did you avoid being distracted by YouTube clips of hilarious cats to concentrate on your writing?
Marjie Myers: I actually refuse to watch YouTube clips of hilarious cats, when I say refuse, I mean I am not allowed. I have a kitten called Muse and she won’t let me. Apparently, she is the most hilarious cat in the mewniverse and I would only be disappointed watching others.
Addman: When is the movie adaptation coming out?
Marjie Myers: I wish!
Funnily enough or not, an earlier version of 12 days was a series on my blog which was posted over 12 days, and at the end I discussed with my readers who we would cast in the role of Ryan and Sarah if it was a movie. We all agreed it would be a great movie but couldn’t decide on Sarah. Ryan however has already been cast and will be played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt…whether he likes it or not! My first choice was James Franco but I was out voted.
The horror version…would require a lot of thought…and a great actress.
Addman: How are you planning to celebrate the 7th Wednesday after Pentecost?
Marjie Myers: Ok, well…probably the way I spend every 7th Wednesday after Pentecost…wondering if it is actually the 7th Wednesday after Pentecost or if that was last week or if its next week and then googling Pentecost.
Addman: Now that you're a published author, are you ever going to stop?
Marjie Myers: I hear cries of ‘Please stop!’ a lot...but I don’t know…this is my first published anything and maybe after this experience I will…but then again…I have a second book in the Rob Mason detective series waiting to be written and I am currently blogging a comedy mystery adventure story called Girls Best Friend which I would actually like to see in print…and then there is the sci-fi tale about a land called Isletunna and the historical saga one about…..
If this hasn't convinced you to buy the book, then Marjie is happy to give every reader a signing of her ebook with every purchase (she'll come to your house and write her name on your monitor/kindle). Although I haven't confirmed that with her, I've now promised it and she is obligated to do so. It's available on Amazon and is dirt cheap, which is no indication on it's quality. Simply click on this link below to buy it.
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On another note, if you've missed having a regular post here today, I have collaborated with Chiz over at Chiz Chat to make fun of some horribly dressed animals. It may satisfy and titillate you in equal measure. Go and read it, if you're into that sort of thing.
You're an "internet try hard"? I have to wonder the definition of that. But it's really cool of you to help out a self-published author. Congrats to Marjie on writing a book. If I could complete a thought it would...
ReplyDeleteAlso, even though it's a moose, apparently we aren't supposed to do the "Heimlich" anymore. It's 5 hard pats on the back, then abdominal thrusts. Jeez, come on people, let's have some respect for our antlered friends by being up on current life saving techniques.
I'm glad because I wasn't doing it! Abdominal thrusting? Does that only work on moose?
DeleteInteresting, interesting... tell me Pickleope, is it possible to put an Elk into the recovery position?
DeleteWell..my Gutter overfloweth with the produce of the abundant laughter this informative...yet knicker wettingly good ...interview has provided! I personally think Marjie Myers, and her Moose grappling, Penticostalating wiriting skills, is a literary force to be reckoned with!...Thank you for bringing so much mirth to a minging Monday!...Loved it!!...:D
ReplyDeleteAs if you wear knickers! Lol
DeleteThat was beautiful alliteration Lynn. Who'd have thought it from your gutter?
DeleteShe comes across as a pretty funny person and it's awesome she's gotten something out and that you're helping her along the way. The stories themselves sound pretty good and interesting. It was a good idea she had to publish it on her blog across 12 days.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mark, I'm known for being full of.....good ideas, was it? ;)
DeleteAs you are also a self published author, you two should compare notes. Or at least lead the fight against Internet Trolls/Amazon Reviewers.
DeleteCongrats, Margie! E-books are the way to go; I only say that because I have a Kindle and no long have use for other physical objects.
ReplyDeleteAnd on a side note, 50k words in a month!? I've been working on my "novel" for almost a year, and I only have 1.5k words.
Cheers Chiz! lol
DeleteI agree. I've been musing with a novel idea for 6 months and have yet to even start it. Perhaps I need to do the NaNoWriMo next time.
DeleteIf there's one thing I love as much as writing comedy, it's reading comedy. Also e-book pimping. And real life pimping. I'm off to check out this book. And Marjie's blog. And that weird lump on my breast. It's good to multi-task.
ReplyDeleteSounds good! Not the lumpy breast but the multi-tasking, one of my favourite sayings is a cruder version of 'give me a broom and i'll sweep as i go!' any suggestion I do more than I already am gets met with this :D Yes! I'm just THAT funny...
DeleteI found two tiny weird lumps on my chest. They turned out to be nipples. It's good to share.
DeleteHello Addman and Miss Kate, you will be pleased to note I already follow Miss Kate's blog although I cant remember when I started following it. That might sound bad but its my brain its not what is was or at least I don't think it is what is was, because I cant remember what it was like, if I did it would still work normally, does that make sense. Anyway good luck with the book Miss Kate, I am presently working on a manuscript for that Steven Spielberg chap . . . . .Its not easy when he accidently sets the dogs on you and takes out a court injunction saying I am not allowed to leap out of his wardrobe in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteThere is almost the calmness of normality here on Mr Addmans blog, I knew a good honest woman is what he needed to rain (no that's not right, but close enough) him in. Well done both, I don't understand ebooks and those candle things, I am a bit old fashioned in some ways. . . .
You started to sound like me with all your forgetfulness and then I remembered when I started following your blog...so now I am wading in the glow of superiority for having remembered one thing more than you...It was a warm afternoon with a freezing chill in the air when I was hunched over my laptop (note: i'm always hunched)and arduously tiptoeing through the A to Z list picking random numbers. I know I started following this muppet about then & you too! And now look at us :D
DeleteCalling me Miss Kate does make me feel so graceful...which of course I am, of course...and I am sure you are right, I add normal to every situation. Its a known phenomenon.
To be fair though, I think most asylum inmates could add a sense of normality to the proceedings around here. Still, I was bought up with good manners and was told to tidy the place up while a lady is in residence. The badger corpses have been brushed under the carpet, and that pizza box-bath mat is a fresh one from last night.
DeleteOh my god! I am so vain...I thought it was only us here and yet there was a lady here too?!
DeleteGood luck with all your endeavours Kate N. I shall look for your blog. I do like to hear (or is that read) about people who are talented and clever and brave enough to produce and publish their own work. More power to your elbow I say! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks...I am sure there is a fine line between bravery and idiocy which I am barely managing to balance on with the help of my naivety! Who told you about my secret powers? I look forward to your visit :D
DeleteWhat's this? A post of relative sanity? This was unexpected.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, the regular nonsense will return in due course. In the meantime, buy that book!
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