Friday 24 August 2012

Holiday!

I'm not at my desk at the moment.  In fact, I'm not even in my home country at the moment.  Right now I'm probably trying to pose near the Disney castle, pretending that I'm leaning on the building when I am in fact several hundred metres in front of it.  Yes, I have gone to Florida for a holiday.

I know that many of you will be disappointed/elated that I'm not around.  Many of you are probably already crying/popping open the champagne at the thought of no Muppets For Justice posts for the next couple of weeks.  But fear not!  I have prepared a rather substantial short story to keep you entertained in my absence.  Also, I understand the contradiction in the term "substantial short story", so don't bother pointing that out.

Starting from Monday, I am pleased to announce my new mini-novella type thing, Suicide and Cheese.  The title may suck, but I hope the content doesn't.  I also hope that it keeps you entertained until I return.

Thanks to everyone who has stuck with me so far and has continued to read this Blog.  Muppets For Justice is twice as much fun to write for when you know there is a supportive audience out there, and the comments are often funnier than the actual posts.  Please enjoy, and I'll catch you on the flip side, as I believe those trendy youngsters say these days.

-Addman





13 comments:

  1. A couple of weeks!?! You get that much time off from work? Maybe it's my choice of sweatshops that has denied me more time off.
    Enjoy the sweet sweet humidity of Florida in August, and don't pet the alligators, they're real sensitive about being touched.

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  2. Have fun in Disney World! I can't wait to see what Suicide and Cheese is all about! (now I'll know with out having to try it!!)

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  3. I would normally say have a good time but it appears who have already gone off and are having a good time so really don't care what I write.... as it happens nether do I so YA SUCKS BOO....... No only kidding I hope you have a good time but I suspect that by the time you read this you will already know if you did or not. I am off to the wild north west of Scotland in a few weeks or so, where I will be looking out on a real castle only in the driving rain sleet and snow (no surely it will be sunny) and not a Disney character within 300 miles.

    Looking forward to the killing cheese posts and see you soon, OK I wont, but I think you know what I mean.... OK you dont.......AH

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  4. Nooo, but yaaay! Have fun at Disney World!

    'Suicide and Cheese' actually sounds like a very thought-provoking title. I can't wait to read it in the coming weeks (weeks?). Also, congrats on finishing a novella! I haven't been able to write a chapter that satisfies me, yet.

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  5. Does Disney world have muppets?

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  6. Have fun in Florida! Can't wait to read Monday's installment of Suicide and Cheese!

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  7. I know you cant read this right now, but good luck with the hurricane I hope it does not get toooooooo close

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  8. Being that Florida is known for only three things: Disney World, Old People and copious amounts of Cocaine. I hope that you enjoy your stay in Florida, snort as much blow off of old people that Mickey Mouse will allow. No judgement here. Just remember, when you wake up with a flabby, pasty skinned elderly arm in your face, it wasn't the cocaine that caused the senior citizen orgy...it was Disney. It's always...Disney.

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  9. Oh, you just had to go to Florida and not California. Make it obvious you're avoiding me, why not. Seriously! DisneyLAND is was better.

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  10. I really should've patented "the flip side" when I first created it twenty years before I was born. On a side note I am taking my kids to the other Disney, next week. What do you mean Disney-Afganistan is closed? Oh well, I'll just go to the California one.

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